321seeya 0 #1 March 23, 2005 My Favorite beer is the kind thats free, For new jumpers supply it to me, for things done wrong, and things done right, all the DZ shall drink tonight! Write a poem about your favorite beer! For it is truely the lifes blood of this sport! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #2 March 23, 2005 QuoteMy Favorite beer is the kind thats free, For new jumpers supply it to me, for things done wrong, and things done right, all the DZ shall drink tonight! Write a poem about your favorite beer! For it is truely the lifes blood of this sport! You forgot to add COLD Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 March 23, 2005 my haiku: beer: gods gift to good friends and life's problemsThis ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #4 March 23, 2005 beer, oh, beer... how i love thee! i drink you up, and then i have to pee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #5 March 23, 2005 Quotebeer, oh, beer... how i love thee! i drink you up, and then i have to pee! Classic! I cant believe with THIS many alcoholics inone place there isnt more ode's to beer! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #6 March 23, 2005 The Beer Drinkers Anthem DOUGH... the stuff, that buys me beer RAY..... the guy that sells me beer ME...... the one, who drinks the beer FAR..... a long way to the beer SO...... I'll have another beer LA...... La la la la la beer TEA...... no thanks, I'm drinking beer That will leave me with no DOUGH..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #7 March 24, 2005 Nice! Thanks for the input.... Any body...anybody?.... BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #8 March 24, 2005 every time i go binge drinking i always get the waitress who says, "you guys are alcoholics." and i, slurrily reply, "ma'am, we are not alcoholics, we are drunks. you see, alcoholics ask for help, drunks ask for more!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 March 24, 2005 Ales and porters and lagers oh my Beer is tasty and the hours fly by Next thing I know My tits I might show With beer you won't think me shy"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #10 March 24, 2005 QuoteAles and porters and lagers oh my Beer is tasty and the hours fly by Next thing I know My tits I might show With beer you won't think me shy Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! She said tits!...A might fine thing to see as a by-product of drinking to much beer! (or just enough beer...depends on how you look at it) BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 March 24, 2005 QuoteTits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! She said tits!...A might fine thing to see as a by-product of drinking to much beer! (or just enough beer...depends on how you look at it) Well, it usually takes "just one more," purchased by the person who wants to see the tits. A girl's gotta maintain some standards, y'know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
321seeya 0 #12 March 24, 2005 Fear?! Not with beer! As he pulled the green heiniken bottle from his cooler he said " Say Hello to my little friend!" There have to be more drunken poets out there! BASE 3:16 - Even if you are about to land on a cop - DONT FORGET TO FLARE! Free the soul -- DJ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites