Amanduh 0 #1 February 23, 2005 Just a little funny my sister sent to me this morning. If anyone finds this offensive, then please let me know and I will remove it A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said "Okay, take off all your crose" The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room" The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass back to me". As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "You problem reery, reery bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously... "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, wht is Ed Zachary Disease"? Dr. Chang signed deeply and replied.. "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary like your ass" BWWWAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #2 February 23, 2005 Cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #3 February 23, 2005 QuoteJust a little funny my sister sent to me this morning. If anyone finds this offensive, then please let me know and I will remove it If anyone finds it offensive, they need to lighten up! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #4 February 23, 2005 LOL Hey man..just taking precautions Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #5 February 23, 2005 That's just plain funny! A guy goes to a Chinese eye doctor for a check-up After all the tests are completed, the Dr. tells the man... 'Ah, you have a cataract'! The guy says; 'No, doc! I have a Lincoln!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #6 February 23, 2005 I'm going to see an old Chinese doctor for accupuncture Saturday - he sounded just like that on the phone! Oddly, it made me feel much more comfortable about choosing him for my first treatment. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #7 February 23, 2005 I've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #8 February 23, 2005 QuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #9 February 23, 2005 LOL @ Lucky... Just wait kel... You won't think lucky after meeting me LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GTAVercetti 0 #10 February 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. mmmm, ghetto booty. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #11 February 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. mmmm, ghetto booty. Butt, you've got something to shake, Kel!! Seriously, a nice round bootay can knock guys' socks off when properly rotated, shaken, swung and dipped. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #12 February 23, 2005 Did someone say... BOOTY? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #13 February 23, 2005 QuoteDid someone say... BOOTY? Chuck What's another word for pirate treasure? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #14 February 23, 2005 QuoteButt, you've got something to shake, Kel!! Seriously, a nice round bootay can knock guys' socks off when properly rotated, shaken, swung and dipped. Becca...I'm totally with you on that one. Lucky biotches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #15 February 23, 2005 Aw yeah, what every guy searches for! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #16 February 23, 2005 Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! I think I'm probably closer to ghetto than noassatall at this point... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #17 February 23, 2005 Aw yeah, baby! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #18 February 23, 2005 QuoteShake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! I think I'm probably closer to ghetto than noassatall at this point... No no...it goes Shake it..shakkkee it..shake it..shaakkkee it... shake it like a polaroid Peee-ture Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #19 February 23, 2005 I like Outkast, but old skool Sir Mix-a-Lot is my bag baby! See? Says so on this book... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #20 February 23, 2005 QuoteI've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" you too!! thought i was alone on that one.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 March 22, 2005 Ed Zachery disease QuoteShe thought something was amiss when the doctor told her to strip naked -- she only had a painful chest. Still, her physician was one of the most famous in Japan, so she assumed he knew what he was doing. She even went along when he told her to get on all fours and crawl. And she still didn't complain when the doctor pulled out a digital camera and began taking photos. But she knew something was really wrong when she wasn't charged for the examination. Quote The doctor came in and told me to strip naked. He's a really important doctor, so I didn't argue. As soon as I had removed everything, he took a little digital camera out of the pocket of his white coat and began taking pictures of me," the woman tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "First he photographed me standing up, then he told me to lie down, then to get on all fours. He took about four or five shots. Quote"These photos aren't indecent," the weekly quotes Tanabe telling the police. "I needed them for reference purposes." His employers are not convinced. His employers are not convinced? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #22 March 23, 2005 QuoteI've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" I'm here to official denounce that medical professionals licence.... if anything....you have reerykutephace And that's not such a bad thing...a little ointment should clear that up!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. 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GTAVercetti 0 #3 February 23, 2005 QuoteJust a little funny my sister sent to me this morning. If anyone finds this offensive, then please let me know and I will remove it If anyone finds it offensive, they need to lighten up! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #4 February 23, 2005 LOL Hey man..just taking precautions Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 February 23, 2005 That's just plain funny! A guy goes to a Chinese eye doctor for a check-up After all the tests are completed, the Dr. tells the man... 'Ah, you have a cataract'! The guy says; 'No, doc! I have a Lincoln!' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 February 23, 2005 I'm going to see an old Chinese doctor for accupuncture Saturday - he sounded just like that on the phone! Oddly, it made me feel much more comfortable about choosing him for my first treatment. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #7 February 23, 2005 I've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 February 23, 2005 QuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #9 February 23, 2005 LOL @ Lucky... Just wait kel... You won't think lucky after meeting me LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #10 February 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. mmmm, ghetto booty. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 February 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNoassatall You lucky, lucky girl. Take it from the white girl with the ghetto booty . . . you don't want it. I can't find pants that fit right . . . EVER. mmmm, ghetto booty. Butt, you've got something to shake, Kel!! Seriously, a nice round bootay can knock guys' socks off when properly rotated, shaken, swung and dipped. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #12 February 23, 2005 Did someone say... BOOTY? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 February 23, 2005 QuoteDid someone say... BOOTY? Chuck What's another word for pirate treasure? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #14 February 23, 2005 QuoteButt, you've got something to shake, Kel!! Seriously, a nice round bootay can knock guys' socks off when properly rotated, shaken, swung and dipped. Becca...I'm totally with you on that one. Lucky biotches. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 February 23, 2005 Aw yeah, what every guy searches for! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 February 23, 2005 Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! I think I'm probably closer to ghetto than noassatall at this point... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #17 February 23, 2005 Aw yeah, baby! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #18 February 23, 2005 QuoteShake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake it! Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! I think I'm probably closer to ghetto than noassatall at this point... No no...it goes Shake it..shakkkee it..shake it..shaakkkee it... shake it like a polaroid Peee-ture Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 February 23, 2005 I like Outkast, but old skool Sir Mix-a-Lot is my bag baby! See? Says so on this book... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #20 February 23, 2005 QuoteI've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" you too!! thought i was alone on that one.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 March 22, 2005 Ed Zachery disease QuoteShe thought something was amiss when the doctor told her to strip naked -- she only had a painful chest. Still, her physician was one of the most famous in Japan, so she assumed he knew what he was doing. She even went along when he told her to get on all fours and crawl. And she still didn't complain when the doctor pulled out a digital camera and began taking photos. But she knew something was really wrong when she wasn't charged for the examination. Quote The doctor came in and told me to strip naked. He's a really important doctor, so I didn't argue. As soon as I had removed everything, he took a little digital camera out of the pocket of his white coat and began taking pictures of me," the woman tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "First he photographed me standing up, then he told me to lie down, then to get on all fours. He took about four or five shots. Quote"These photos aren't indecent," the weekly quotes Tanabe telling the police. "I needed them for reference purposes." His employers are not convinced. His employers are not convinced? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #22 March 23, 2005 QuoteI've always been told I have an ancient chinese disease... "Noassatall" I'm here to official denounce that medical professionals licence.... if anything....you have reerykutephace And that's not such a bad thing...a little ointment should clear that up!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #23 March 23, 2005 QuoteI'm here to official denounce that medical professionals licence.... if anything....you have reerykutephace And that's not such a bad thing...a little ointment should clear that up!! OH MY GAWD! BWAHAHAHAHAH! PYKE YOU ARE TOO SWEET FOR YOUR OWN GOOD BABE!!!! *Hugs & Kisses* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
