d_squared431 0 #26 March 19, 2005 scruffy chin and the donkey said...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #27 March 19, 2005 Quotescruffy chin and the donkey said... ...that's not my scruffy chin, but it feels...-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #28 March 19, 2005 yummie ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #29 March 19, 2005 like the sheep....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 March 19, 2005 So he took off the oven mitt full of vasilene and wiped the sweat from his thick uni-brow... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #31 March 19, 2005 reached for a cold beer and instead pulled out a ....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #32 March 19, 2005 roll of duct tape, a gerbil, a sun lamp and a tweezers.. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #33 March 19, 2005 but before he got started, he called Richard Gere over and set up the tripod Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #34 March 19, 2005 ...and the slip & slide in front of the full length mirror ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #35 March 19, 2005 (richard) WHO WANTS TO PLAY!!!!.............. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #36 March 19, 2005 KEEP THE STORY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #37 March 19, 2005 Quote(richard) WHO WANTS TO PLAY!!!!.............. They quickly lubed the slip-n-slide using the oven mit and vaseline and then....-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 March 19, 2005 ordered the Dominos..5~5~5 deal... all sausage..no cheese! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #39 March 19, 2005 and used the sausage and tomato sauce to cover their.... Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #40 March 19, 2005 nipples.......... Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #41 March 19, 2005 before clamping on the jumper cables... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #42 March 19, 2005 to the gerbal and inserting it .................. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #43 March 20, 2005 bump for the new dz.com kiddy book Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #44 March 20, 2005 Quoteto the gerbal and inserting it .................. slowly into a nearby midgets mouth...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #45 March 20, 2005 Who happens to love a good gerbal with hot sauce and starts chewing and swallowing... Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #46 March 20, 2005 as soon as he gets it down richard breaks into tears and starts looking for the.......... Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #47 March 20, 2005 Quoteas soon as he gets it down richard breaks into tears and starts looking for the.......... ...number for PETA in the phone book. Unfortunately he can only find...-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #48 March 21, 2005 RECAP: In the begining there were two frogs hoppy and lumpy. they were both large and fugly creatures with really big shoes, that were stuck in the back of a fifth wheel trailer driven by Bad Spot Tim on his way to get some jumpers who landed on the other side of the freeway. As he pulled out of the parking lot, Bad Spot Tim saw the strangest sheep, so he called over some locals and started to take pictures of the strange little buggers who had butt lock, only to find the locals particularly enjoyed the smell of old ear wax. Then a grumpy farmer walks up holding a (or) and out of nowhere a big ball of chemical waste fell out of the sky, leaving skid marks on the side of the farmers ass. And then the donkey who surprisingly resembled Gollum, farted loudly just before he magically started reciting the alphabet backwards. But to the farmers surprise missed the letter B. "You can't go from C to A!" yelled the farmer as he scratched his scruffy chin and the donkey said that's not my scruffy chin, but it feels yummie, like the sheep. So he took off the oven mitt full of vasilene and wiped the sweat from his thick uni-brow reached for a cold beer and instead pulled out a roll of duct tape, a gerbil, a sun lamp and a tweezers. But before he got started, he called Richard Gere over and set up the tripod and the slip & slide in front of the full length mirror (richard) WHO WANTS TO PLAY!!!! They quickly lubed the slip-n-slide using the oven mit and vaseline and then ordered the Dominos..5~5~5 deal all sausage..no cheese, and used the sausage and tomato sauce to cover their nipples before clamping on the jumper cables to the gerbal and inserting it slowly into a nearby midgets mouth, Who happens to love a good gerbal with hot sauce and starts chewing and swallowing. As soon as he gets it down richard breaks into tears and starts looking for the number for PETA in the phone book. Unfortunately he can only find... PEPA, from Salt-N-Pepa, because it's a NYC phone book. "Well" said Richard Gere "if I can't save the gerbil, I can try to save Lumpy and Hoppy." He turned around to find the two frogs... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #49 March 21, 2005 QuotePEPA, from Salt-N-Pepa, because it's a NYC phone book. "Well" said Richard Gere "if I can't save the gerbil, I can try to save Lumpy and Hoppy." He turned around to find the two frogs... ....playing the tune of "Married with Children" on miniture fiddles, smoking cigarettes and gossiping about...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #50 March 21, 2005 the last episode of sex in the city when here comes..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
