turtlespeed 219 #26 March 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteAh, man...thought you were part of the 'sexy chain club' like me now. Well, since you put it that way, I'll have to run to the store and get me a chain. Clay is just being a suck up. Going for good karma before he has to dodge bullets. OOOh chains - I have some you can borrow - and a brand new hook up too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #27 March 15, 2005 Nah not old...... I can still see a gnat scratching his ass at 1/2 a mile but for a dozen years I could not read my 21" monitors that I like to keep set to 1600x1200..... hey I got a lot of stuff to look at .. and I like it all on screen all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spatula 0 #28 March 15, 2005 A MILF with Bifocal's and nothing else???? Hummm.....NOICE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #29 March 15, 2005 QuoteA MILF with Bifocal's and nothing else???? Hummm.....NOICE!!! I was thinking that if the hair was ina bun in the back - with the bifocals - that would be a HOT school teacher look. Love them school teachers. Cuz - heh - if you do it wrong - they make you do it again and again until you get it right.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DaGimp 0 #30 March 15, 2005 ok....now if this isnt a "pitty me" thread if ive ever seen one "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #31 March 15, 2005 QuoteI went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Andrea, glasses are sexy! (I love mine...um...not these goggles, necessarily. LOL.) Who cares if they are bifocals? You can even play "sexy secretary" or "sexy librarian" with them. Also, try thinking this way...at least, you have the gift of sight, not everyone does, right? Besides, you can't be old...you're only a few years older than me! ("Waaaaaa"...bwahahaha!) Meh, no big deal...you're still beautiful and lots of fun! Plus, you have wisdom and experience on your side. It's all good, sweetie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #32 March 15, 2005 Aw, thanks you guys for making me feel better! I'm letting my 16 year old daughter help me pick out new glasses today. She doesn't like the other ones I have that some of you have seen me jump with so I figured this will be a good way to shut her up about my choice and make her feel important. I asked about contacts and the doc said my vision isn't so bad yet that I need to wear them all the time. He also said the dime-store reading glasses won't do me much good because one eye is worse than the other and I have an astigmatism in it. I will go with the ones without the line in them because he said they are easier to see with when you go from looking at something in the distance to close up. Sunny, I can only hope to be as cute as you in mine! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Evelyn 0 #33 March 15, 2005 If you don't want to wear glasses you could get contacts. I wear one contact for close up and one for distance and it works great, except for driving at night, so I just wear my glasses then. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites missg8tordivr 0 #34 March 15, 2005 Quote I went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [Pirate ] They make ones these days that you can't even tell are bifocals!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #35 March 15, 2005 QuoteThey make ones these days that you can't even tell are bifocals! Yes, I know, and I'll be getting those. It's just the fact that they are bifocals. It made me think of my grandmothers who have them!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #36 March 15, 2005 QuoteI went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! So - if you are insisting that you are old - Tell us, Just how old are you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #37 March 15, 2005 39 and 3/4ths! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #38 March 15, 2005 Quote39 and 3/4ths! So in about 1/4 of a year, you can celebrate the 11th anniversary of your 29th birthday. That is NOT old. That is [F. Bastard]Damn Sexxy, Baby![/F.Bastard]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #39 March 15, 2005 Ok, I'll be the honest one here. Andrea...you're old! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 219 #40 March 15, 2005 QuoteOk, I'll be the honest one here. Andrea...you're old! Chris Shhhhhhhh!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #41 March 15, 2005 QuoteClay, you just got some gold stars after you name now Wow...........imagine what I'll get after she sees me naked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #42 March 15, 2005 QuoteClay, you just got some gold stars after you name now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow...........imagine what I'll get after she sees me naked! Probably the gold stars revoked! Disclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mfrese 0 #43 March 15, 2005 Andrea, I'm on my way right now to pick up my new "progressive lenses". I've had the same problem, finally got tired of squinting all the time...I'm looking forward to it, it's gonna be COOL to see clearly again! Of course, I'm old......but you're still a kid, especially if you're still counting by quarters...Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #44 March 15, 2005 QuoteDisclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked But if you had $36M you wanted to spend......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #45 March 15, 2005 QuoteDisclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But if you had $36M you wanted to spend......... I don't think I would want to see you naked if you gave me the $36M. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WFFC 1 #46 March 15, 2005 QuoteI have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old. A & M- you'll both always be young in my book... Now who wants to be spanked first?----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #47 March 15, 2005 Remember driving with me to WFFC when I had to keep switching my glassesTry doing that when you are on a road trip alone.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WFFC 1 #48 March 16, 2005 QuoteRemember driving with me to WFFC when I had to keep switching my glassesTry doing that when you are on a road trip alone. I've added some GPS navigation software to may lappy and have gotten pretty good at driving and working with it while cruising down the highway... thinking about driving down to the keys this weekend. BTW, keep the weekend of April 8-10 open...will probably need your help unloading a truck. ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #49 March 16, 2005 QuoteBTW, keep the weekend of April 8-10 open...will probably need your help unloading a truck. I'm coming home! I'm too old to unload a truck GPS? Ya know, I'm thinking about getting one of those. But have no idea what to get. Once I get my tax refund back I'm going to have to look into that. With all the backpacking trips I have planned for this summer, I'm thinking that GPS will be nicer to use instead of a compass.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #50 March 16, 2005 Mar - For handheld GPS units, Garmin is one of the best ones out there. Very handy for just exploring around on foot - set a waypoint for where your campsite is and start walking. When you need to get back, you can either use the backtrack function and retrace your steps, or get a direct route back to the campsite.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Spatula 0 #28 March 15, 2005 A MILF with Bifocal's and nothing else???? Hummm.....NOICE!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #29 March 15, 2005 QuoteA MILF with Bifocal's and nothing else???? Hummm.....NOICE!!! I was thinking that if the hair was ina bun in the back - with the bifocals - that would be a HOT school teacher look. Love them school teachers. Cuz - heh - if you do it wrong - they make you do it again and again until you get it right.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #30 March 15, 2005 ok....now if this isnt a "pitty me" thread if ive ever seen one "Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #31 March 15, 2005 QuoteI went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Andrea, glasses are sexy! (I love mine...um...not these goggles, necessarily. LOL.) Who cares if they are bifocals? You can even play "sexy secretary" or "sexy librarian" with them. Also, try thinking this way...at least, you have the gift of sight, not everyone does, right? Besides, you can't be old...you're only a few years older than me! ("Waaaaaa"...bwahahaha!) Meh, no big deal...you're still beautiful and lots of fun! Plus, you have wisdom and experience on your side. It's all good, sweetie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #32 March 15, 2005 Aw, thanks you guys for making me feel better! I'm letting my 16 year old daughter help me pick out new glasses today. She doesn't like the other ones I have that some of you have seen me jump with so I figured this will be a good way to shut her up about my choice and make her feel important. I asked about contacts and the doc said my vision isn't so bad yet that I need to wear them all the time. He also said the dime-store reading glasses won't do me much good because one eye is worse than the other and I have an astigmatism in it. I will go with the ones without the line in them because he said they are easier to see with when you go from looking at something in the distance to close up. Sunny, I can only hope to be as cute as you in mine! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #33 March 15, 2005 If you don't want to wear glasses you could get contacts. I wear one contact for close up and one for distance and it works great, except for driving at night, so I just wear my glasses then. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #34 March 15, 2005 Quote I went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [Pirate ] They make ones these days that you can't even tell are bifocals!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #35 March 15, 2005 QuoteThey make ones these days that you can't even tell are bifocals! Yes, I know, and I'll be getting those. It's just the fact that they are bifocals. It made me think of my grandmothers who have them!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #36 March 15, 2005 QuoteI went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! So - if you are insisting that you are old - Tell us, Just how old are you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #37 March 15, 2005 39 and 3/4ths! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #38 March 15, 2005 Quote39 and 3/4ths! So in about 1/4 of a year, you can celebrate the 11th anniversary of your 29th birthday. That is NOT old. That is [F. Bastard]Damn Sexxy, Baby![/F.Bastard]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #39 March 15, 2005 Ok, I'll be the honest one here. Andrea...you're old! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #40 March 15, 2005 QuoteOk, I'll be the honest one here. Andrea...you're old! Chris Shhhhhhhh!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #41 March 15, 2005 QuoteClay, you just got some gold stars after you name now Wow...........imagine what I'll get after she sees me naked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #42 March 15, 2005 QuoteClay, you just got some gold stars after you name now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow...........imagine what I'll get after she sees me naked! Probably the gold stars revoked! Disclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #43 March 15, 2005 Andrea, I'm on my way right now to pick up my new "progressive lenses". I've had the same problem, finally got tired of squinting all the time...I'm looking forward to it, it's gonna be COOL to see clearly again! Of course, I'm old......but you're still a kid, especially if you're still counting by quarters...Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 March 15, 2005 QuoteDisclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked But if you had $36M you wanted to spend......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #45 March 15, 2005 QuoteDisclaimer: I've never actually seen Clay naked -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But if you had $36M you wanted to spend......... I don't think I would want to see you naked if you gave me the $36M. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #46 March 15, 2005 QuoteI have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old. A & M- you'll both always be young in my book... Now who wants to be spanked first?----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #47 March 15, 2005 Remember driving with me to WFFC when I had to keep switching my glassesTry doing that when you are on a road trip alone.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #48 March 16, 2005 QuoteRemember driving with me to WFFC when I had to keep switching my glassesTry doing that when you are on a road trip alone. I've added some GPS navigation software to may lappy and have gotten pretty good at driving and working with it while cruising down the highway... thinking about driving down to the keys this weekend. BTW, keep the weekend of April 8-10 open...will probably need your help unloading a truck. ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #49 March 16, 2005 QuoteBTW, keep the weekend of April 8-10 open...will probably need your help unloading a truck. I'm coming home! I'm too old to unload a truck GPS? Ya know, I'm thinking about getting one of those. But have no idea what to get. Once I get my tax refund back I'm going to have to look into that. With all the backpacking trips I have planned for this summer, I'm thinking that GPS will be nicer to use instead of a compass.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #50 March 16, 2005 Mar - For handheld GPS units, Garmin is one of the best ones out there. Very handy for just exploring around on foot - set a waypoint for where your campsite is and start walking. When you need to get back, you can either use the backtrack function and retrace your steps, or get a direct route back to the campsite.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
