Brigitte36 0 #1 March 14, 2005 have really ever measured your penis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #2 March 14, 2005 Weekly....I'm hoping it'll get bigger "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 March 14, 2005 Quote Weekly....I'm hoping it'll get bigger How's that workin' out for ya?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #4 March 14, 2005 I did...it's 6.8 inches...from the UNDERSIDE...from the balls to the tip of the SHAFT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #5 March 14, 2005 Still doing it weekly........sigh "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #6 March 14, 2005 Erect or flacid? Because that's just about average in my humble experience. What'cha bragging for? Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #7 March 14, 2005 define measure? pulling the pud and then stacking a ruler up next to it? i would think that most men know how gifted they are by sight. i mean i know what 8 inches looks like. it looks like almost the short side of a piece of paper. not that i would ever use a piece of paper. i own a perfectly accurate ruler. any many who says that he has not measured, in other words come to a conclusion as to the size of his johnson, is lying to you. thats what i think. namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #8 March 14, 2005 I was referring to the comment of another male dz.commer who said he had actually measured it. (with an actual ruler or measuring tape I would presume...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 March 14, 2005 What's a penis? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #10 March 14, 2005 Quotehave really ever measured your penis? I've tried, but I can't seem to find a ruler longer than 12 inches, and tape measures are a pain in the ass.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #11 March 14, 2005 QuoteWhat's a penis? The reason you said, "Maybe that's why my ass hurts today!" Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #12 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuotehave really ever measured your penis? I've tried, but I can't seem to find a ruler longer than 12 inches, and tape measures are a pain in the ass.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #13 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotehave really ever measured your penis? I've tried, but I can't seem to find a ruler longer than 12 inches, and tape measures are a pain in the ass.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 March 14, 2005 Ladies generally know certain "flags" when observing men. Who is compensating? The guy who wears comfortable clothes, hangs with his friends, and never talks about his conquests... or the guy who dresses up with expensive clothes, gold chain, watch, and nice shoes. Who is sexier? The guy that can have a relaxed conversation with a woman because he gets all the attention he wants and is not desparate... or the one who talks incessantly about his skill in bed? Who is that person trying to convince? Who worries about his penis length? The guy who has relationships with satisfied partners... or the guy who is looking for the gullible/inexperienced? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 March 14, 2005 Quotetape measures are a pain in the ass.... You are supposed to be measuring the outside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #16 March 14, 2005 I almost said that same thing. Mean minds think alike, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #17 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuotetape measures are a pain in the ass.... You are supposed to be measuring the outside. Right after I hit the button I knew I had set myself up for a comment like that one..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerbase 0 #18 March 14, 2005 Quotehave really ever measured your penis? Umm. Before or after viewing your avatar? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyclearjohn 0 #19 March 14, 2005 All men have measured their dicks at some time or another. Thus far, we have four liars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonBonGraham 0 #20 March 14, 2005 QuoteAll men have measured their dicks at some time or another. I haven't - and that's not a lie! Why, might you ask? Well, when you wanna know how good a car is, do you spend ages looking at the manual and gawping at the size of you engine, or do you take it for a ride and see what you can do with the thing? Durham University Freefall Club Grounds For Divorce website (band I'm in) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #21 March 14, 2005 Quoteor the one who talks incessantly about his skill in bed? Who is that person trying to convince? I HATE HATE HATE that. The best way to never get anywhere with me is to tell me how great you are at stuff (heck, you'll even see guys here post that kind of stuff frequently.) I kissed a guy with a basket on his head over a guy who was talking about how great he is at stuff. Yes, the drunk, basket on his head guy had more going for him than the "Well, you've never been with me," guy. Be more original. If you're going to pretend that being with you is soooooo great, come up with something better than me having an orgasm. Say something like, "Being with me will raise your iq 50 points."There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #22 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteAll men have measured their dicks at some time or another. I haven't - and that's not a lie! Why, might you ask? Well, when you wanna know how good a car is, do you spend ages looking at the manual and gawping at the size of you engine, or do you take it for a ride and see what you can do with the thing? Actually this is something I have always found amusing. People often think that they could tell how powerful a car is from just driving it but this could not be farther from the truth. I am that guy with the stop watch that puts all bull shit to rest. I remember it started when I got my first vehicle an F-150 and started hanging out with people who raced their cars. I quickly learned that my truck was able to do 0-60 in about 10 seconds flat. Now that is not extremely impressive but after all its just a truck. Still I knew people with all sorts of cars kind of like yourself who thought they could tell how fast a car was by just driving it. One friend had an Iroc camaro with a 5.0 liter V8 engine. He thought he was driving that car really fast up until he raced my truck and I smoked him. Truth be told he camaro was a standard (just like my truck) but he didn't really know how to race. In anycase he thought he was moving fast but wasn't. Then there was that friend who thought his geo storm was so fast. So we went to a nice lonely straight away to see how he did up against the stopwatch. It was hilarious. Being in that car listening to him talk about how fast it was and then still his face drop when I showed him his time was over 13 seconds 0-60. I can site more example but the point is your statement is totally incorrect. You can not tell how fast a car is unless you put it to the test. As a matter fact you can't even tell that way because you don't know if you ability is taking the vehicle to its fullest potential. What you can do is read a road test review that shows what professional drivers were able to do with your car. If you know a little bit more to begin with you can start to know what to expect by comparing engine size, number of valves per cylinder, weight of the vehicle, significant air resistance, what size rear end is in it, etc...If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #23 March 14, 2005 Steel, Dude - Take a lighten up pill.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JonBonGraham 0 #24 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAll men have measured their dicks at some time or another. I haven't - and that's not a lie! Why, might you ask? Well, when you wanna know how good a car is, do you spend ages looking at the manual and gawping at the size of you engine, or do you take it for a ride and see what you can do with the thing? Actually this is something I have always found amusing. People often think that they could tell how powerful a car is from just driving it but this could not be farther from the truth. I am that guy with the stop watch that puts all bull shit to rest. I remember it started when I got my first vehicle an F-150 and started hanging out with people who raced their cars. I quickly learned that my truck was able to do 0-60 in about 10 seconds flat. Now that is not extremely impressive but after all its just a truck. Still I knew people with all sorts of cars kind of like yourself who thought they could tell how fast a car was by just driving it. One friend had an Iroc camaro with a 5.0 liter V8 engine. He thought he was driving that car really fast up until he raced my truck and I smoked him. Truth be told he camaro was a standard (just like my truck) but he didn't really know how to race. In anycase he thought he was moving fast but wasn't. Then there was that friend who thought his geo storm was so fast. So we went to a nice lonely straight away to see how he did up against the stopwatch. It was hilarious. Being in that car listening to him talk about how fast it was and then still his face drop when I showed him his time was over 13 seconds 0-60. I can site more example but the point is your statement is totally incorrect. You can not tell how fast a car is unless you put it to the test. As a matter fact you can't even tell that way because you don't know if you ability is taking the vehicle to its fullest potential. What you can do is read a road test review that shows what professional drivers were able to do with your car. If you know a little bit more to begin with you can start to know what to expect by comparing engine size, number of valves per cylinder, weight of the vehicle, significant air resistance, what size rear end is in it, etc... Err... I think we have some crossed wires here. What I was saying (or rather, trying to imply) was that you don't just gawp at engine size or other specs, and that you do take it for a ride. The only difference is that you can't change drivers, but the principal is the same; don't brag about what it can do, show what it can do; actions speak louder than words; other such buzz-phrases. Durham University Freefall Club Grounds For Divorce website (band I'm in) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #25 March 14, 2005 Quote All men have measured their dicks at some time or another. Thus far, we have four liars. Too true. It has nothing to do with insecurity, it's just curiousity. That, and all men have done "the tuck" in front of a mirror at some point in their lives too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
