DrunkMonkey 0 #1 March 14, 2005 My best friend at my last base is the definition of manwhore. Keeps an average of 4 on the tow at any one point. Gifted in the fine art of bullshit, seldom goes home alone from the bars. My dilemma is that he once blurted out *(while drunk) that he never uses protection while boning these chicks. Some lameass excuse about how condoms kill the mood/sensation for him. Now this is a guy who averages, conservatively, 25 different partners a year. (Not kidding) I don't want to see my friend die of HIV-related illness, or get something incurable, and spread it around. How do you convince a manwhore to take a "parachute" next time he "jumps?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #2 March 14, 2005 Take him to an infectious disease ward and let him see the patient's suffering from AIDS.....scary shit! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 14, 2005 QuoteTake him to an infectious disease ward and let him see the patient's suffering from AIDS.....scary shit! It's my understanding that there is worse than AIDS out there. Just take him to "Free Clinic" and ask the docs to show him photos of what can happen.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #4 March 14, 2005 tell him not to fark the ones with the shit on their lip first of all hand the girl a card that says " good for one free clinic visit" with a condom stapled to it. she might get the idea Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #5 March 14, 2005 Quotehand the girl a card that says " good for one free clinic visit" with a condom stapled to it. Better make sure the staple doesn't go through the condom ... I'd first tell him that I'm going to spread the news among the women near wherever he lives, and then do it. Might be embarrassing, but peer pressure will do a lot. Even if for some reason it doesn't stop him, the fact that guys were willing to do it might make someone else not do it. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 March 14, 2005 QuoteMy dilemma is that he once blurted out *(while drunk) that he never uses protection while boning these chicks. Some lameass excuse about how condoms kill the mood/sensation for him. ... How do you convince a manwhore to take a "parachute" next time he "jumps?" Assuming these women are engaging in consensual sex with him, they are just as stupid as he is. If they're taking those kinds of risks in this day and age, well, they're playing with fire and ought to know it already. It probably wouldn't make much difference if you told them about his behavior. Until you know someone well enough to know their history and have a trusting relationship, you have to assume the worst. To do anything less is hopelessly naive."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #7 March 14, 2005 QuoteSome lameass excuse about how condoms kill the mood/sensation for him. Does burning and itching increase the mood and sensation? What about babies? What do those do for him?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #8 March 14, 2005 The thing is I no longer live in the same town (moved due to US military). Part of me hopes he gets something curable, like the Clap or something, just to remind him he's mortal. But he's never touched my girlfriend, (and never will) and I do not share tastes in women w/him. Besides, no good skydiver jumps sans parachute... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 March 14, 2005 Heh - and how about the mandatory "letter to inform" - that might just kill the mood - I think the last I heard, you had to inform anyone you have been with within the last 6 months.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
watchdog2 0 #10 March 14, 2005 DUDE THAT IS SCARY!! I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION AND BANG MORE GIRLS THAN HE DOES A YEAR!! WOW...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #11 March 14, 2005 Quote hand the girl a card that says " good for one free clinic visit" with a condom stapled to it. she might get the idea Damn, I know a few girls I'd like to use that one on.... Sad, but true. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #12 March 14, 2005 QuoteDUDE THAT IS SCARY!! I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION AND BANG MORE GIRLS THAN HE DOES A YEAR!! WOW...... Do you want a cookie?There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #13 March 14, 2005 QuoteQuoteDUDE THAT IS SCARY!! I ALWAYS USE PROTECTION AND BANG MORE GIRLS THAN HE DOES A YEAR!! WOW...... Do you want a cookie? Nah, Val...a dose of Penicillin and a new Caps Lock key... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #14 March 14, 2005 Hahahahaha! Good one!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #15 March 14, 2005 QuoteDo you want a cookie? Do you want to hear how good I am with coockies too? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #16 March 14, 2005 QuoteDo you want to hear how good I am with coockies too? It depends on who's going to tell me about it...There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
