jtval 0 #1 September 16, 2004 DAMNIT!!!!! I was on my way out to go looking for a house(to buy) guess that wont be happening soon! someone tell me something funny or stupid. whatever!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #2 September 16, 2004 QuoteDAMNIT!!!!! I was on my way out to go looking for a house(to buy) guess that wont be happening soon! someone tell me something funny or stupid. whatever! I love you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #3 September 16, 2004 QuoteDAMNIT!!!!! I was on my way out to go looking for a house(to buy) guess that wont be happening soon! someone tell me something funny or stupid. whatever! I bite my pillow. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #4 September 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteDAMNIT!!!!! I was on my way out to go looking for a house(to buy) guess that wont be happening soon! someone tell me something funny or stupid. whatever! I bite my pillow. I love you more!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #5 September 16, 2004 Just imagine a tiny little chick (can't be any taller than 5'1") flopping like a fish on the ground after she landed.... No, she didn't hurt herself and I hear it was pretty damn funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 September 16, 2004 So, this pirate has this talking parrot, right? And then one day .... wait, crap, I forgot the rest of the joke.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #7 September 16, 2004 .. I swallow _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 September 16, 2004 OK. THATS FUNNY!!!! HEY turtle where's the "" or nine?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #9 September 16, 2004 Turtle is a sleep farterKeith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #10 September 16, 2004 What? Pillows? Now I'm impressed. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #11 September 16, 2004 QuoteWhat? Pillows? Now I'm impressed. Shhh!! we are trying to cheer up the other guy..._______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #12 September 16, 2004 QuoteWhat? Pillows? Now I'm impressed. Who cares. I prefer to be quite vocal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 September 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteWhat? Pillows? Now I'm impressed. Who cares. I prefer to be quite vocal. Are you for real?? ..._______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #14 September 16, 2004 Hey JT...seriously, though...that's awful. Sorry, bud! Wish I could help ya! (((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 September 16, 2004 OMG, the best thing just happened. I was walking down the street and saw a SWEET car. I broke into it and stole it. Haha, the guy i stole it from is prolly pissed off but i don't care. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #16 September 16, 2004 Quote.. I swallow OK thats just wrong to write stuff like that."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #17 September 16, 2004 Bicycles can be fun. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #18 September 16, 2004 QuoteWho cares. I prefer to be quite vocal This also is quite wrong."No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #19 September 16, 2004 QuoteJust imagine a tiny little chick (can't be any taller than 5'1") flopping like a fish on the ground after she landed.... No, she didn't hurt herself and I hear it was pretty damn funny. Would it be any funnier if it was because of brain lock and happened just before she landed?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #20 September 16, 2004 Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up soon! That lifts my spirits! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 September 16, 2004 QuoteOMG, the best thing just happened. I was walking down the street and saw a SWEET car. I broke into it and stole it. Haha, the guy i stole it from is prolly pissed off but i don't care. BWAHAAH! at least my rig was in my apt. I was going to tgo to perris tomorrow....guess thats canceledMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lynxie 0 #22 September 16, 2004 that sucks! My car was stolen last spring. After a week the cops called me and said it was found so I took a cab and went there to pick it up! I get to the parking lot. Find my car. It's open but not too broken, no crashed windows. Try to start it with the key (it worked). Put some stuff, like my bag and my money, on the passenger seat. Then I went to look if all the stuff that I had in the trunk is still there. And before I take the car back home I just thought I would take a quick look to see if anything on the right outside of the car was broken. At that point a thief, probably the same as last time, runs to the car, starts it and drives away! That is bizarre, isn't it... I hope you get your car back!! -- "If you can dream it, you can DO IT!" -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #23 September 16, 2004 Quotemy fucking car was stolen What's the big deal? You still have your driving car, right? Relax, it's just a dry spell, you'll be f*cking again in no time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #24 September 16, 2004 Roller skates are good fun also. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #25 September 16, 2004 QuoteBicycles can be fun. did you read/answer this thread ??scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites