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Okay then.. ahem..
.. Bicycles can be fun.. and can also be fast if you shave your legs.. ...ummm... Is that better? 
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
unformed 0
Quotethat sucks!
My car was stolen last spring. After a week the cops called me and said it was found so I took a cab and went there to pick it up!
I get to the parking lot. Find my car. It's open but not too broken, no crashed windows. Try to start it with the key (it worked). Put some stuff, like my bag and my money, on the passenger seat.
Then I went to look if all the stuff that I had in the trunk is still there. And before I take the car back home I just thought I would take a quick look to see if anything on the right outside of the car was broken.
At that point a thief, probably the same as last time, runs to the car, starts it and drives away!
That is bizarre, isn't it...
man, that's just some bad luck ....
a buddy of mine had his van stolen .... when they found it and he went to pick it, the thieves left some things behind in the car .... specifically some cds, and some pot ... he made out nicely
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lynxie 0
Quotewhen they found it and he went to pick it, the thieves left some things behind in the car
what a nice surprise!
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sabr190 0
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Okay then.. ahem..
Wow, to hell with jtval..................tell us more about you............what else could be shaved to increase speed?
"The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa
Remster 30
QuoteBWAHAAH! at least my rig was in my apt.
No JT.... Your rig was in your car. Along with you helmet and camera. I think you forgot about them.
Remster
Ron 10
QuoteRon, there's a joke in there somewhere that has nothing to do with sex. I believe that Turtle would understand, but, trust me, I was not being crude.
Look, I have two options here:
1. It's A private joke that I will never understand...And if I tried I bet by the time I fiqure it all out, it will not be as funny.
2. It is a crude reference to your sex life.
Which do you think I would rather go with?
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
QuoteWhich do you think I would rather go with?
I mean, that is SO WRONG!
You're alright, Ron.
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Okay then.. ahem..
Wow, to hell with jtval..................tell us more about you............what else could be shaved to increase speed?
re. your sig line... I am putting on a smile-->
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
Ouch, I've been through that before. It blows. I got it back stripped but running, barely.
Good Luck.
Good Luck.
QuoteDid I tell you about the time I got bit by a penguin?
You were probably being mean to it.
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
sabr190 0
QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote
Okay then.. ahem..
Wow, to hell with jtval..................tell us more about you............what else could be shaved to increase speed?
re. your sig line... I am putting on a smile-->
edited to add: Did I mention your sig line rules
"The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few, or the one" - rehmwa
QuoteOuch, I've been through that before. It blows. I got it back stripped but running, barely.
There are so many GREAT words in this statement. Hmmmm how can it be twisted......?
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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.
Remster 30
QuoteQuoteDid I tell you about the time I got bit by a penguin?
You were probably being mean to it.
Yeah. I' sure it was self-defence.... Did he get checked for rabies after? You can catch some bad stuff through bites... lord know where she's been before....
Remster
Judit 0
Once a friend of mine got a phone call in the middle of the night from the police that they found her car. She never even knew it was stolen, it got nicked from her house, the police stopped the thieves for a random check and found the car didn't belong to them. Than they rung my friend ...
I hope they found your car or the insurance company pays up!
Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
I hope they found your car or the insurance company pays up!
Take risks not to escape life but to prevent life from escaping
Well I bet if you take a Drive through the westside you might be able to find it. Been awhile but I bet it someone over on Cheyenne or around MLK. What kind of car was it by the way? I remember your GF's Car but not sure if I saw yours. My Brothers still live in Northtown I can tell them to keep an eye out to see if it got dumped in one of the usual places(don't ask)
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Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.
)MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.
Sorry to hear, JT! Hugs! Hope it comes back soon with no damage.
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
Skateboards can also be quite fun, and get you where you need to go. 
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
JT..all I can say is HA HA....................
smile, be nice, enjoy life
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Danofre 0
Been there. Walked out of the gym and someone was parked in my spot. They got scared of me quick. I guess I looked pissed. I was only pissed that I knew all my CDs were gone.
QuoteDAMNIT!!!!!
someone tell me something funny or stupid. whatever!
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Suck it up, quit whinning and take it like a man.
Everything happens for a reason. Look at the bright side, now you can have a new house and a new car in the driveway. You do have insurance right?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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QuoteJT..all I can say is HA HA....................
thats mean dude! 
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My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open.
Zenister 0
QuoteQuotemy fucking car was stolen
What's the big deal? You still have your driving car, right?
Relax, it's just a dry spell, you'll be f*cking again in no time.
2 points! best joke in the thread so far!
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
jtval 0
Im gonna try to reply to thread threads above..but there are a lot..
I have full coverage..and I kinda hope they find my car but its totalled. I want the ins money for it. its was a honda civic(the #1 stolen car in lv) it was broken into twice before. I guess they were staking out the thing for two years.
I got home at 1am,from work. walked out at 945am to go to the realator and BAM it was gone.
I thought about trying to claim my rig etc but thats just not good carma
after eloy last year I came home and found my radio and amp were stolen! and, as john travolta and eric sholtz said in pupl fiction. "it would be worth them doing it if I could have caught them" in the act.
at least I got a day off of work for it (PAID day off) and I was supposed to have friday off anyway so I may get a 4 day carless weekend out of it.
deuce,
its my fukn car that means the world to me. hell anyone can own a driving car but thats no fun when you have blue b@ll$
I decided to go house hunting with the realator anyway.didnt find anything too nice but at least she has a better idea what we are looking for now! I may go house hunting all weekend instead of skydiving. it wouldnt be too bad to get the hell out of this hole!
I know there are a bunch of funny replies in this thread but frankly, there are toomany to remember! LOL thanks!
I have full coverage..and I kinda hope they find my car but its totalled. I want the ins money for it. its was a honda civic(the #1 stolen car in lv) it was broken into twice before. I guess they were staking out the thing for two years.
I got home at 1am,from work. walked out at 945am to go to the realator and BAM it was gone.
I thought about trying to claim my rig etc but thats just not good carma
after eloy last year I came home and found my radio and amp were stolen! and, as john travolta and eric sholtz said in pupl fiction. "it would be worth them doing it if I could have caught them" in the act.
at least I got a day off of work for it (PAID day off) and I was supposed to have friday off anyway so I may get a 4 day carless weekend out of it.
deuce,
its my fukn car that means the world to me. hell anyone can own a driving car but thats no fun when you have blue b@ll$
I decided to go house hunting with the realator anyway.didnt find anything too nice but at least she has a better idea what we are looking for now! I may go house hunting all weekend instead of skydiving. it wouldnt be too bad to get the hell out of this hole!
I know there are a bunch of funny replies in this thread but frankly, there are toomany to remember! LOL thanks!
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That's why I never never NEVER leave my rig in the car. So sorry about your car dude. I hope they find it or insurance covers it. That really does suck.
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