Amanduh 0 #1 March 10, 2005 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice! 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyeone has gotten over their caffine addictions, switch to Espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors" 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #2 March 10, 2005 Carry your rig onto a commercial jet and put it in your lap. When the person next to you looks at you funny, say "What? Didn't they give YOU one?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #3 March 10, 2005 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!" that i have done on th way back from the Dz this past weekend i put my oxygen A3 on while the back seat and stuck my head out the window to test it and was waving at the cops Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 March 10, 2005 QuoteCarry your rig onto a commercial jet and put it in your lap. When the person next to you looks at you funny, say "What? Didn't they give YOU one?" True story: Southwest flight to Tampa from Houston: Carried my rig on - Boarding the plane . . . Dude looks at me and says - do you know something we don't know - I said, yeah - the pilot! He laughs and takes a left - INTO THE COCKPIT! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #5 March 10, 2005 Now THAT is funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #6 March 10, 2005 As I did in Baltimore: Dowse your face and hair with water hold a crazed face and walk into the HOFFritz cutlery store asking"do you have something olng shape and pointy pointy?" (The guy actually started trying to sell me stuff)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 March 10, 2005 Quote6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors" Haven't done that, but i have put "BDay Sex" in the memo of a check i gave to a guy who i owed $ to. Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #8 March 10, 2005 CUTEEEE!!!! LMFAO!! I might have to try writing that in the memo slots on my checks now LMFAO I could just imagine handing it to the dry cleaners or something and them looking at me like I was a insane!! HAHAHA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 March 10, 2005 I've been so bored at work that I thought I would go insane. I've gone to the office supplies closet. Taken all the paperclip boxes. Strung them together as chains, then stuffed them back in the boxes. Placed them back in the shelf in the closet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 10, 2005 QuoteI've been so bored at work that I thought I would go insane. I've gone to the office supplies closet. Taken all the paperclip boxes. Strung them together as chains, then stuffed them back in the boxes. Placed them back in the shelf in the closet. What is sanity?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #11 March 10, 2005 QuoteHow to Maintain your Sanity! That's not possible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RfukfreeflyingW 0 #12 March 10, 2005 so pessimistic... tisk tisk---- -God, you are the perfect amount of dumb... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #13 March 10, 2005 Quote What is sanity? Hmm.. that's what I was wondering, what if you don't have that? Is there a way to get it? If so, please PM me.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 March 10, 2005 QuoteQuoteHow to Maintain your Sanity! That's not possible. Is so.. the voices tell me all the time. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #15 March 10, 2005 QuoteCUTEEEE!!!! LMFAO!! I might have to try writing that in the memo slots on my checks now LMFAO I could just imagine handing it to the dry cleaners or something and them looking at me like I was a insane!! HAHAHA! well the thing is i didn't expect him to cash it since I wrote that on it. Figured it would embarass him if we went to cash it. I think he ended up scribbling it out. can't rememeber Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #16 March 10, 2005 Quoteembarass him if we went to cash it Sad sign of a non-jumper.. Or just embarrassed to be out with you .. No, no sorry I said that.. Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
