Subject OLD MAN ...funny......

[jumperconway 0]

>>>An old man and woman were married for many years, even
>>>>>though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,
>>>>>screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
>>>>>
>>>>>The old man would shout, "When I die,
>>>>>I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and
>>>>>haunt you for the rest of your life!"
>>>>>
>>>>>Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic
>>>>>because of the many strange occurrences that
>>>>>took place in their neighborhood.
>>>>>
>>>>>The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
>>>>>To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was
>>>>>68.
>>>>>
>>>>>His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
>>>>>After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and
>>>>>began to party as if there was no tomorrow.
>>>>>
>>>>>Her neighbors, concerned for her safety,
>>>>>asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig
>>>>>his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you
>>>>>for the rest of your life?"
>>>>>
>>>>>The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had
>>>>>him buried upside down......."