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OMFG!! He didn't?!?!!

[B]ROFLMAO!!! Now, it wouldn't be polite to tell if he did, now would it? But no, I only brought that up because you started it!!! :$

Nuh uh!!! By posting vague descriptions of a package's contents, you made the rest of our perverted minds run wild with imagination! [Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh][Laugh]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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was so sweet and innocent until I crossed over to the dark side.
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Freeflying?



No darlin'. I was referring to crossing over from one forum to the dark side of "The Bonfire." Believe me...they would NEVER let me discuss the things there, that I discuss with such abandon here!
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Nuh uh!!! By posting vague descriptions of a package's contents, you made the rest of our perverted minds run wild with imagination!



But Billy, in the very beginning of the thread, I never mentioned what was in the package. Perhaps I was vague on purpose, just to let you all have the opportunity to let your perverted imaginations run rampant.

YOU started the perversion by your suggesting that he made a copy of his penis for me. :$

What does this say about YOU? Hmmmm? :P
Nina

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After waiting for what seemed like forever, the UPS man finally came. I got a package! WOO-HOO!

I'd like to thank Mike for making this moment possible! ;)



I'm lost here.

Are you happy because you got a package, or happy because UPS actually got the package you were expecting delivered to you?:P

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Of course...which makes my dark side reference to freeflying even more silly!



No...not at all. But I do CRW. I've heard that is REALLY the "dark side" of skydiving.
Nina

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But Billy, YOU started the perversion by your suggesting that he made a copy of his penis for me. :$ What does this say about YOU? Hmmmm? :P


That I'm a sick pervert? [Blush]:)[Laugh]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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What is it? What is it?


A mold of his 'manhood'? [Sly]:)



Well, I *WAS* thinking about ordering one... just to see what all was in the "kit".... but I chickened out....

I think I'll get one for Xmas (XXX-mas? >:(), make molds of myself and send them around the world... kind of like the Garden Gnome Liberation Front!

"Here's a mold of my dick in front of the Eiffel Tower...."
Mike
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Hey if I jumped off a bridge would you?



Hmmm....maybe....:P

Can I have a base rig, canopy and some lessons first? ;)
Nina

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Hell I have a PACKAGE too but I usually don't post about it.



Yeah, but I bet the things in MY package are better! :P
Nina

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they always do. Hey if I jumped off a bridge would you?;)



The correctr answer, I think, would be "Hell Yes - with the right gear and training." But that's a whole other forum.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Yes, Hell why not. theres the other answer, I will see yall at BD this year.

I like the ANTIMODERATOR, Can I have a number
I'm well on my way through initiation status. B|

Gear is comming and training is on it's way7mos to go.:oand it's 321cya------------(>--<:)

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