GeordieSkydiver 0 #76 March 3, 2005 QuoteThe Amandah Against Asshats group. They offend me.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #77 March 3, 2005 QuoteYup, that pretty much proves he is a racist just like the rest of us pathetic losers on here. I think he is trying to point out that we shouldn't make generalizations about Indians by pointing out what they find offensive. He knows what would offend all Indians because they all the Indians think and act the same apparently. He should not post any more blanket statements about Indians since that is racist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #78 March 3, 2005 I believe the word is "injuns." Jeesh! Be a little more PC with your posts, would ya! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #79 March 4, 2005 ok you started the jokes....... A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along... A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the f*****g safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband....... "Not that f*****g difficult is it?" he says . The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?" The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny," To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants. Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word," She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!" One night a man decides that he wishes to have a good time. So he goes to a strip bar located just outside of town. While he is sitting enjoying the show, a man seated right behind him screams loudly, "Take it off!" The man in front turns around and says "Can you please quiet down, I'm trying to enjoy the show." The man in the back says, "I’m sorry, it's just my enthusiasm." The stripper begins to take off her dress. So the guy in back yells, "Take it off!!!" The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet. The guy in back again says that it was just his enthusiasm. The stripper then proceeds to remove her bra. The guy in back again yells, "Take it off!!!" The guy in front again turns around and tells him to be quiet again getting the same response from the guy in back. Then the stripper removes her g-string, and everyone in the club gets on their feet and cheers and yells, all except for the guy in the back. The guy in front turn's around and says, "Where's your enthusiasm now pal?" The guy in back just smiles and says, "All over your back."http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #80 March 4, 2005 QuoteAll of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!" Bwahahahaha! I like that, that's funny.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #81 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteAll of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!" Best dirty joke I have heard in awhile for sor sure good one bro. Bwahahahaha! I like that, that's funny. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #82 March 4, 2005 So dave still no plans to come and visit us all in Dublin. U know their flying the otter from spaceland. Hop on board...I meant to include, if any of the jokes offended anyone, get a fu!@in life..lolhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #83 March 4, 2005 I really can't, even with the flight. Its not that I don't want to, I just can't do it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #84 March 4, 2005 There are spitters, swallowers, and painters - but gargling is just showing off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #85 March 4, 2005 QuoteI totally agree. But some are bigger racists than most. Like Amanduh! I mean did you see the joke she posted?! HEY!! WHAT THE CRAP!?!?!!! DUDE...AND AGGIEDAVE...AAA!?!?! WTF!??! GRRRRRRRR!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #86 March 4, 2005 Hate to admit it but it did offend me also.. i think you over stepped the mark amanda..Now if you said nigger that would of been ok according to zippo..lol see ya dublinhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #88 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteThe Amandah Against Asshats group. They offend me. You keep on an I'll steal your SPOON an any other shiny thing you've got How can the Welsh offend anyone their happy with their sheep an welly boots we're happy ther'e not interested in our women Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #89 March 4, 2005 Heard it told with an Auzzie before but damn i love that joke. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #90 March 4, 2005 QuoteRecess is over, Children. Please return to your class. Today's lesson is on how the American Indians were slaughtered to near extinction and confined to reservations by the US Government. The next lesson is how Africans were kidnapped and sold into slavery in the US. An extra special lecture will be by AggieDave on how Rednecks and conservative white Americans have suffered the same heinous crimes. And then we will follow that up with a seminar on which one of us was the one that ACTUALLY caused that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #92 March 5, 2005 Wowa..I think this is the *pre second* thread I've ever had catch fire LMFAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #93 March 5, 2005 QuoteWowa..I think this is the *pre second* thread I've ever had catch fire LMFAO Beer.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
