Which DZ comic character are you, and why

[ChileRelleno 0]

How'bout "Chile" the roaming trucker/skydiver who has jumped in 40states/80DZ's and always has a tale to tell abou the last DZ he was at...

Or perhaps you could call him the "Jump'n Bean" since he goes from DZ to DZ like most truckers go to truckstops?

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[StevePhelps 0]

The cast profile says ...
DINK, a good skydiver, she can fly all axis, but probably will never win a medal, unless it is in "hotness"
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She's a GOOD skydiver, just not a medal winner. In other words, like the majority of us.

[windcatcher 0]

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She's a GOOD skydiver, just not a medal winner. In other words, like the majority of us.

yeah yeah, Steve, I get it. Maybe I do wanna a win a medal some day...or not.
Your avatar cracks me up, looks just like you! And Lloyd's eyes are PERFECT!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[ChileRelleno 0]

Or........

I could pull up in my Big'ol 18 wheeler, hop the next RW load and take it out in a ever increasing spectacular manner . Say on a monthly basis.

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[weegegirl 2]

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Okay, okay! But such is the typical small DZ. Okay, maybe there needs to be a good skydiving chick ... I'm waiting for a time to create some tension when she arrives at the small cessna DZ and Dink is no longer the only chick.

Can you say, "meow, fssst!" just kidding ... sortof

Wow. You need to get out more! Small dz or not. The chicks at Tecumseh can out-fly most guys I know. Chrissay and Stacey and Kristen... they are all shit-hot flyers. I feel bad for you if you think that the chicks are just there to "be hot".

Reminds me of this time I took Brian G's canopy course. Some guy said during introductions the first time that he had never met or seen a chick that could swoop. Brian shot him down right away reminding him of all the shit-hot female canopy pilots that there are.

Yeah... if you want your cartoon to be realistic... you need to add the shit-hot chick flyer.

[StevePhelps 0]

All right, I have cartoons through safety day drawn up, but expect a hot flying chick skydiver to show up at the DZ in mid March. We'll call her ... Sissy.

[sunshine 2]

I'm in love with the kid pilot. But none of the characters are similar to me at all. When you gonna create the rigging bitch??

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[windcatcher 0]

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You need to get out more! Small dz or not. The chicks at Tecumseh can out-fly most guys I know. Chrissay and Stacey and Kristen... they are all shit-hot flyers. I feel bad for you if you think that the chicks are just there to "be hot".

Hey, I wanted to butt in here...I know Steve and he's a really nice, funny guy. I know that he's not just saying the girls are at the dz just to "be hot."
His comic is supposed to make everyone laugh, without a bunch of political correctness getting involved. His creation of a female character who flies good and is hot, IS a typical girl you'd find at a dz, right? (after all, aren't all us chicks hot?)
He could take it a step further and create a chick who is hot and flys hot, and WILL win a medal, or he could create a chick who's ugly and can't fly, or a chick who's ugly but CAN fly hot!
Anyways, don't take it the wrong way, just have fun with it!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[kelel01 1]

What about the average girl with the ho-hum life who decided skydiving would give her life a good kick in the ass?

[StevePhelps 0]

Okay, here she is for the FIRST (beer!) time.

She can out fly ZEUS, and other sky gods. Her name is Sissy

[sunshine 2]

Haha. Sissy looks like vallerina.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[turtlespeed 226]

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Okay, here she is for the FIRST (beer!) time.

She can out fly ZEUS, and other sky gods. Her name is Sissy

Heh - Reminds me of Amy from Sugargliderz

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[windcatcher 0]

good detail Phelpsyboy!!!
can't forget the closin pin necklace

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[weegegirl 2]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!

And... btw... I never doubted how cool you are Steve. I just think you need to get out more! Come visit us at bigger and better places.

[jumperconway 0]

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Well, duh... Dink!

There ya go Rebecca - Fixed it for ya.

No couldn't be Dink because I think she still jumps right?

And out of left field, Conway with the BURN!!!

Ouch!

booger.

So it's time for a refresher jump! Do you still have your gear?

[Vallerina 2]

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Haha. Sissy looks like vallerina.

Alright! I can dig being Sissy!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[Rebecca 0]

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So it's time for a refresher jump! Do you still have your gear?

Of course! Everyone and their brother (literally) is jumping it, but it's still mine!

I'll tell you about it soon, OK?

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[dan_iv 0]

Rooster... well atleast that's who i will be when I get off student status.....

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Haha. Sissy looks like vallerina.

Alright! I can dig being Sissy!

[StevePhelps 0]

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Yeah... if you want your cartoon to be realistic... you need to add the shit-hot chick flyer.

Drum roll here .. Enter SISSY! Well her character is introduced today. Stay tuned. She's coming any day now.

[dan_iv 0]

looking at today's comic, (which is pretty darn good), i guess we'll be seeing Sissy soon....

[weegegirl 2]

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Yeah... if you want your cartoon to be realistic... you need to add the shit-hot chick flyer.

Drum roll here .. Enter SISSY! Well her character is introduced today. Stay tuned. She's coming any day now.

Damn, Steve.... you rock! I just spent a few minutes and went through all the comics on your site. I totally love them. Do you update just about every day?? I'll make it part of my morning routine.

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[StevePhelps 0]

DZ comic now updates 5 X a week. Monday through Friday. Who would check it on Sat-Sun? I'm skydiving!
BUT, SKYDIVING magazine is going to offer an original color DZ comic once a month (soon)

Same offer went out to Parchutist and the UK equivalent, but I haven't heard from them yet.

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