Slappie 9 #51 February 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteDude I take it you've never been slapped across the face with a wet soapy dish rag. Noooo... Not that I remember. But, I do remember the time when I was 10 years old, I got whipped so bad with the leather belt that my butt bled!! [Pirate] I don't even remember what for though Oh wow, we need a new thread to give you vibes and hugs and shit... That's fucked up... My dad once let me stick a screw driver in a wall outlet. When my mom found out and screamed at him. He shut her up with "he lived and I promise you he'll never stick anything in a wall socket ever again" True story. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #52 February 28, 2005 Wow... I can remember trying to plug in an electrical appliance and let my thumbnail get too close to the prong... ZAP!! YOWEEE!! As for Dad, if he did the butt whipping to me today, he would be facing child abuse charges for sure. As soon as I got big enough and fought back once, he never punished me physically again."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #53 February 28, 2005 Oh! For crying out loud! ... eek! No pun intended! ... Sheesh! no matter what I type it comes out becomes naughty.. Dammit! I did it again! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoatBoy 0 #54 February 28, 2005 Be the first one to pass out around a bunch of drunk skydivers Flying Hellfish #31 "I'm not allowed to talk about it till after the trial" www.SkydiveTecumseh.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #55 February 28, 2005 QuoteWow... I can remember trying to plug in an electrical appliance and let my thumbnail get too close to the prong... ZAP!! YOWEEE!! I once stuck keys from a bunch of three in each hole in a UK style outlet at school. Stepped back and turned the power on. WOW The keys melted, the school power went down and the clock in the Physics room we were in ran backwards from then on. I rescued my burnt keys and everyone thought it was an outlet problem. One of my many excursions with the bitch that is electricity. ouch.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #56 February 28, 2005 QuoteOh! For crying out loud! ... eek! No pun intended! ... Sheesh! no matter what I type it comes out becomes naughty.. Dammit! I did it again! It's ok Lany. I just felt like giving you shit. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #57 February 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh! For crying out loud! ... eek! No pun intended! ... Sheesh! no matter what I type it comes out becomes naughty.. Dammit! I did it again! QuoteIt's ok Lany. I just felt like giving you shit. Bad Jeffery! .... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #58 March 1, 2005 Quotenever EVER sleep with your rigger's wife ---------------------------------------------------------- Does that rule apply for girls as well? You can sleep with my wife. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #59 March 1, 2005 QuoteQuotePiss on an electric fence. Myth Busters says its okay Piss Away Myth Busters LIES...... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mccurley 1 #60 March 1, 2005 Alright you do it, we'll watch.Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #61 March 1, 2005 Maybe your fense was stronger but they pissed on the fense and nothing happened. I just saw the commercial for that episode last night. Man, I hope you didn't singe off anything importantTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #62 March 1, 2005 Luckily, it was a 'pulse' type fence... of course, it took me about 15 minutes of crawling around to find where my eyeballs flew off to.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #63 March 1, 2005 Bathe a non-declawed cat while nude......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #64 March 1, 2005 QuoteBathe a non-declawed cat while nude...... Or try to give a cat a pill. I know from personal experience.. pills and cats do not mix. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #65 March 1, 2005 And after all of that fighting with a cat to get a pill down, they will choke it up anyway...Lots of scratches for absolutely NO good...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
sunshine 2 #58 March 1, 2005 Quotenever EVER sleep with your rigger's wife ---------------------------------------------------------- Does that rule apply for girls as well? You can sleep with my wife. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #59 March 1, 2005 QuoteQuotePiss on an electric fence. Myth Busters says its okay Piss Away Myth Busters LIES...... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccurley 1 #60 March 1, 2005 Alright you do it, we'll watch.Watch my video Fat Women http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRWkEky8GoI Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #61 March 1, 2005 Maybe your fense was stronger but they pissed on the fense and nothing happened. I just saw the commercial for that episode last night. Man, I hope you didn't singe off anything importantTunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #62 March 1, 2005 Luckily, it was a 'pulse' type fence... of course, it took me about 15 minutes of crawling around to find where my eyeballs flew off to.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #63 March 1, 2005 Bathe a non-declawed cat while nude......skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #64 March 1, 2005 QuoteBathe a non-declawed cat while nude...... Or try to give a cat a pill. I know from personal experience.. pills and cats do not mix. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #65 March 1, 2005 And after all of that fighting with a cat to get a pill down, they will choke it up anyway...Lots of scratches for absolutely NO good...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
