freefallfreak 0 #1 February 28, 2005 Moon a werewolf... TripleF (Any other "Never, EVERs"??) "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 February 28, 2005 Have relations with a porcupine . . . unless you are one. Even then, watch out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #3 February 28, 2005 Piss into the wind!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 February 28, 2005 Never, EVER... grow up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #5 February 28, 2005 Try to cuddle a skunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #6 February 28, 2005 Piss on an electric fence. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #7 February 28, 2005 swim with piranhas when it's that time of the month Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #8 February 28, 2005 Turn up for a birthday dinner party after having been drinking all day. In a football shirt. To a fancy restaurant.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 February 28, 2005 ...slap a gorilla in the face. They don't like it. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #10 February 28, 2005 My personal favorite oldy but goodie eat yellow snow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #11 February 28, 2005 Piss a woman off, because like elephants, they never forget. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #12 February 28, 2005 Count your money while sitting at the table............ "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 February 28, 2005 . . . Refer to a woman as an elephant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 February 28, 2005 ...believe your recruiter! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 February 28, 2005 Give your algebra prof. an honest answer when asked what you thought about his uninformative lecture Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #16 February 28, 2005 ..... go without a bra on a rainy day especially while wearing white. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #17 February 28, 2005 Quote..... go without a bra on a rainy day especially while wearing white.Okay guys, she really ment that this one goes in the "always" category!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,514 #18 February 28, 2005 Tell your mom "That didn't hurt" just after getting a swat. In a singsongy voice, no less. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #19 February 28, 2005 QuoteQuote..... go without a bra on a rainy day especially while wearing white. QuoteOkay guys, she really ment that this one goes in the "always" category! Okay.... Always... Bake cookies on a rainy day ... but never ever leave them on the counter when you have a bad cat in the house.. .... notice my turn of subject? _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #20 February 28, 2005 Or run from Mom to avoid a swat. I did that once and Only once. I laughed and thought I was Soooo Smart. To this day if my Mom says "come here so I can smack you" I do just that. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #21 February 28, 2005 Use the "C" word when in the presence of a woman.Not even if she is one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bouda 0 #22 February 28, 2005 sleep with your friends girl friend and video tape it which i am not sure what that would fall under Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bouda 0 #23 February 28, 2005 eat at an asian restruant located next to a pound Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Marz 0 #24 February 28, 2005 Quote Use the "C" word when in the presence of a woman. Credit???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #25 February 28, 2005 QuotePiss on an electric fence. Myth Busters says its okay Piss Away Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Keith 0 #20 February 28, 2005 Or run from Mom to avoid a swat. I did that once and Only once. I laughed and thought I was Soooo Smart. To this day if my Mom says "come here so I can smack you" I do just that. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 February 28, 2005 Use the "C" word when in the presence of a woman.Not even if she is one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #22 February 28, 2005 sleep with your friends girl friend and video tape it which i am not sure what that would fall under Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #23 February 28, 2005 eat at an asian restruant located next to a pound Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marz 0 #24 February 28, 2005 Quote Use the "C" word when in the presence of a woman. Credit???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #25 February 28, 2005 QuotePiss on an electric fence. Myth Busters says its okay Piss Away Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
