kelel01 1 #1 February 25, 2005 I will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 February 25, 2005 This could be a VERY LONG thread! [Crazy]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #3 February 25, 2005 does age matter???Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 February 25, 2005 At this point, no. The only thing that truly matters is a lack of noticeable deformities. An extra toe is ok, as long as you wear closed-toe shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 February 25, 2005 Quote Any takers Quote Jeeze Kele... By THAT time... She may be coming to YOUR'S! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #6 February 25, 2005 hmm how about personality? Does that matter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScubaSteve 0 #7 February 25, 2005 What island? I just got back from Ohau. It is a great place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #8 February 25, 2005 Depends...who's paying??? And what's in it for me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #9 February 25, 2005 2006 is a long way away. Do you really want to take another jumper? They may embarrass you Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #10 February 25, 2005 QuoteAt this point, no. The only thing that truly matters is a lack of noticeable deformities. An extra toe is ok, as long as you wear closed-toe shoes. Only one deformity, and it is usually under cover, but chicks seem to dig it...Rainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #11 February 25, 2005 I have webbed feet is that a problem? ... "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 February 25, 2005 QuoteBy THAT time... She may be coming to YOUR'S! See here: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1450686#1450686 for why I don't think that's true. And I won't pay you, but you'll probably get a free dinner or two, and maybe a hotel room out of the gig. I'm not sure what island yet. They're looking into it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 February 25, 2005 Can you swim really fast? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #14 February 25, 2005 Like a dolphin!!....some people find it a little weird at first but after they see me in a pool they're just plain impressed.....the ladies dig it "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #15 February 25, 2005 Pick me! Pick me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slurp56 0 #16 February 25, 2005 QuoteI will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? About the reception..... Is it open bar? ________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 February 25, 2005 Quote for why I don't think that's true Quote Ahhhh...What's sex got to do with getting MARRIED?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 February 25, 2005 Damn! I'd love to go to Hawaii with you, Kel, but I don't think that I'm the correct gender! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #19 February 25, 2005 Quotelack of noticeable deformities.Quote I guess that means my "third leg" would be a problem? "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Spatula 0 #20 February 25, 2005 So two free dinners/possbile hotel room/beautiful island/hot woman.....SHIT COUNT ME IN!!!!! You had me at free dinner!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #21 February 25, 2005 Rosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flytex 0 #22 February 25, 2005 ScubaSteve I'm going to Kaui & Oahu in a couple of weeks. Did you jump in Oahu? Did you do any diving & if so, who'd you use. George Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #23 February 25, 2005 Quote Only one deformity, and it is usually under cover, but chicks seem to dig it... Quote Hey Rainbo... Tying a cherry stem into a square knot with your tongue... is a TALENT not a deformity! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 February 25, 2005 QuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Fyi, I have experience. I was once on a "date" with a lesbian from work and had no idea. I thought she just wanted to try out a new restaurant. When she asked me to be her dance partner...I knew something wasn't right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #25 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Fyi, I have experience. I was once on a "date" with a lesbian from work and had no idea. I thought she just wanted to try out a new restaurant. When she asked me to be her dance partner...I knew something wasn't right. SWEET! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Spatula 0 #20 February 25, 2005 So two free dinners/possbile hotel room/beautiful island/hot woman.....SHIT COUNT ME IN!!!!! You had me at free dinner!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 February 25, 2005 Rosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flytex 0 #22 February 25, 2005 ScubaSteve I'm going to Kaui & Oahu in a couple of weeks. Did you jump in Oahu? Did you do any diving & if so, who'd you use. George Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 February 25, 2005 Quote Only one deformity, and it is usually under cover, but chicks seem to dig it... Quote Hey Rainbo... Tying a cherry stem into a square knot with your tongue... is a TALENT not a deformity! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #24 February 25, 2005 QuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Fyi, I have experience. I was once on a "date" with a lesbian from work and had no idea. I thought she just wanted to try out a new restaurant. When she asked me to be her dance partner...I knew something wasn't right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #25 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Fyi, I have experience. I was once on a "date" with a lesbian from work and had no idea. I thought she just wanted to try out a new restaurant. When she asked me to be her dance partner...I knew something wasn't right. SWEET! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
