TypicalFish 0 #76 February 25, 2005 QuoteSOLD! I regret to inform the rest of you that the position has been filled. However, I will keep your resume on file for 6 months, and should anything "open up" (hehe) that matches your qualifications, I'll be in touch. EXCELLENT call."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #77 February 25, 2005 Guess it's time to update my resume and practice the knot tyingRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lostinspace 0 #78 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuote bet MATH was tough when you were a kid! "Fingers & Toes" always getting the wrong answer! Just think of the wierd ass numbering system I could have come up with.. Its great fun when out drinking though.. really messes with peoples heads when they are drunk. Would the awnser you came up with really be wrong? The only reason we count in base 10 is because we have 10 fingers. If we had 8 fingers on each hand, would we all count in hexidecimal, if we all had 12 toes we would count in duodecimal? I think we would. (FYI, this is the coolest thing i have seen since whenever! ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #79 February 25, 2005 at least we didn't lose to a guy Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #80 February 25, 2005 hmmm...would it be considered bad if your 'dad' took you? Arano Padre #1 of Peachy Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #81 February 25, 2005 QuoteArano Padre #1 of Peachy Rodriguez LMAO. Not at all, papa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #82 February 25, 2005 QuoteMy best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? Maybe, what's she look like? Can she support me? Seems like she would have found a prospective husband before setting a wedding date. Internet dating doesn't always work out. Anyway, send me her nekkie pic and we'll see... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #83 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteArano Padre #1 of Peachy Rodriguez LMAO. Not at all, papa. Well hell if that is the case that would make me your illegitimate sister we have the same papa! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #84 February 25, 2005 Sweet...let me know if you need an escort... ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #85 February 25, 2005 LMAO. I knew someone would catch that grammatical fuck-up. Friend taken. Me not taken; need date and/or bootie call. Clear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #86 February 25, 2005 Do you have two papas also? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #87 February 25, 2005 QuoteDo you have two papas also? Nope I have a Papa and a Mama...but we share that Papa She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #88 February 25, 2005 QuoteDo you have two papas also? It was a difficult birth... Arano Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #89 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteDo you have two papas also? It was a difficult birth... Arano She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #90 February 25, 2005 "You're fully dilated to half a centimeter . . . it's time to push". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #91 February 25, 2005 Quote"You're fully dilated to half a centimeter . . . it's time to push". Now make sure you dont wrap the baby in a cigar wrapper.... Some one might smoke it Sorry had to.....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #92 February 25, 2005 where are you from kel? Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #93 February 25, 2005 Atlanta, born and raised. Why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #94 February 25, 2005 Interesting... I don't see any serious answers. Am I to take that as indication that the offer is not considered serious? Because I am a male skydiver who would abosolutely love to be your date in Hawaii for such a romantic event as a friends wedding. I'm recently single. I could have chimed into your "can't imagine ever having sex on a regular basis..." thread, however, I saw that it was humorous and would not have wanted to put a damper on it. lol. j/k. But seriously though... Chalk me up as a potential if I may consider myself lucky enough Here is a pic of yours truly. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #95 February 25, 2005 Sounds like fun! Ok, you don't know me sooooooooo In April I will have turned 26 years of age,I am single,and have no noticable deformaties I even have all my fingers and toes!(but not too many) seriously can't be on a beach in hawaii with closed toed shoes I've been meaning to go to HawaiiThe rest is in my profile. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=FIREFLYR; ~J ps:I even own a tux!"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #96 February 25, 2005 QuoteMe not taken; need date and/or bootie call. Clear? You? Not taken? I knew this whole "gay" thing would get out of hand. How is it that a fine example of womanhood and badonkadonk hasn't got men scrambling after her? I read this and I was confused: "I regret to inform the rest of you that the position has been filled." Does your position still needs to be filled or not? Do you have a specific position mind or are you open to suggestions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #97 February 25, 2005 Well, since goose asked, let me clarify . . . as of right now, this thread is a joke. If I post a similar one about 10 months from now, it will be very serious. Although I'm not sure how I feel about a 5-day long blind date, I might be able to get over that. (Goose491, btw, you're HOT!) Position's NOT filled. Probably never will be, either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #98 February 25, 2005 QuoteWell, since goose asked, let me clarify . . . as of right now, this thread is a joke. Well now, I should have imagined. lol. Hillarious, it is, to think you couldn't find yourself a date. QuoteIf I post a similar one about 10 months from now, it will be very serious. Is there a way to add a non-existent thread to my "watched threads" list? Actually, nevermind the thread... just PM me! QuoteAlthough I'm not sure how I feel about a 5-day long blind date, I might be able to get over that. Me neither... sounds exicting though... especially knowing it would be a blind date between two skydivers... in Hawaii to boot! If you go with it, you should notify the television show "Blind Date" and make a three hour special out of it... we could be stars!! Quote(Goose491, btw, you're HOT!) Well ahh, ahhh... shucks Call me Nick. Thank you so much for the compliment. Let me just say that, judging by your avatar, it's been a while I've been waiting to see a post: "I need a date for....." coming from your name. lol. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #99 February 25, 2005 QuoteAt this point, no. The only thing that truly matters is a lack of noticeable deformities. An extra toe is ok, as long as you wear closed-toe shoes. guess that rules out me... i was ready to fly AA to Hawaii I'm deaf, and one arm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #100 February 25, 2005 QuoteI will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? I'll be your date *Edited to add: And like that dude said, we only have to have sex once! (It's a joke people..) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
