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Bumper stickers

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"I'm not a bum, my wife works"
"Buck Fush"
"I hate slow cars in the fast lane"
"why can't I be rich instead of well hung!"
"my wife said if I don't quit skydiving she is going to divorce me, god I'm going to miss her"
"my goddess gave birth to your god"
"god is coming and she is pissed"
"nice people swallow"
"feed the people not the pentagon"
"welcome to california... now go home"
"my other car is a broom"

My fav.: "metermaids eat their young"

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my brother, who is a truck driver, called me one morning and said that a bright orange van was heading to chicago that had skydive stickers all over it.... what he further mentioned was that some cute blonde chick with a "nice rack" had from nipple to nipple a bumper sticker that read i love skydiving.....as she lifted her shirt....
i laughed.....

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