BGill 0 #26 February 25, 2005 bwahahahahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #27 February 25, 2005 "I'm not a bum, my wife works" "Buck Fush" "I hate slow cars in the fast lane" "why can't I be rich instead of well hung!" "my wife said if I don't quit skydiving she is going to divorce me, god I'm going to miss her" "my goddess gave birth to your god" "god is coming and she is pissed" "nice people swallow" "feed the people not the pentagon" "welcome to california... now go home" "my other car is a broom" My fav.: "metermaids eat their young" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #28 February 25, 2005 "My other car is a piece of shit too." "URAPNS"_________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #29 February 25, 2005 I have one that says: "Get some excitement between your legs, ride a motorcycle" HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #30 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuote any one have any good ones they've seen BUSH - The only dope worth shooting that's awesome! one i like: Keep honking i'm just reloading Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbc 0 #31 February 25, 2005 my brother, who is a truck driver, called me one morning and said that a bright orange van was heading to chicago that had skydive stickers all over it.... what he further mentioned was that some cute blonde chick with a "nice rack" had from nipple to nipple a bumper sticker that read i love skydiving.....as she lifted her shirt.... i laughed..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #32 February 25, 2005 "Of all the things I miss in Life, I miss my mind the most" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Candy 0 #33 February 27, 2005 "Sand is for cat boxes.....Got Rocks?" "I smoked pot for a month one night" "Your so ugly...You just might be smarter than you look" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #34 February 27, 2005 Then there is one from the bumper-sticker archives; 'Ass, grass or gas... nobody rides for free!' on the back of a VW micro-bus.Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #35 February 27, 2005 QuoteDADD Dads Against Daughters Dating you all know about MADD & SADD, even better: DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) also: "Fat people are harder to kidnap" ~hollywood see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyclearjohn 0 #36 February 27, 2005 Quoteany one have any good ones they've seen "The liver is evil and must be punished" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites