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BillyVance

Why bicycle shorts should be black - this one's for the ladies!

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This is hilarious… I can’t decide whether the Poles are totally oblivious to their appearance, or they’re that desperate to attract the ladies… :D
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OMG!!!:o That looks so uncomfortable!:D:D:D Looks like their wangs are plastered to their bike shorts...B|...

~R+R:P...Ewwwwwwwwwww...



Boston Medical study
Bicycles seats are a problem for guys. The area that affects erection gets too much contact and a lot of professional bicyclists have problems.

Attached is information on how the study was conducted. (NSFW) :ph34r:

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The Mayo Clinic Increased scrotal temperature can reduce sperm production as well.

Bicycling sabotages the system. True. Sitting on a hard, narrow bicycle saddle for more than 30 minutes at a time — especially if you also wear tight-fitting bicycle shorts — may raise your scrotal temperature and affect sperm production. In addition, the associated bouncing and jarring may cause genital numbness and damage delicate nerves and arteries.

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The Mayo Clinic Increased scrotal temperature can reduce sperm production as well.

Bicycling sabotages the system. True. Sitting on a hard, narrow bicycle saddle for more than 30 minutes at a time — especially if you also wear tight-fitting bicycle shorts — may raise your scrotal temperature and affect sperm production. In addition, the associated bouncing and jarring may cause genital numbness and damage delicate nerves and arteries.

ltdiver



Other than the sperm part, it's true for women also. I know many biker girls who complain about numbness and loss of sensation.
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i did a 330 mile ride once... very very very uncomfortable. the people i talked to beforehand recommended a narrow hard seat opposed to the cushy ones for the shear purpose of numbing yourself up quicker. ouch. just hurts to think about it:S but it was a fun ride other than that:)

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Um, not to take away from the joy that is this thread; but they make seats specifically designed for women or men to address these issues. Therefore, modern serious riders no longer need to be concerned w/ the risks involved w/ sitting on their bicycle seat for hours at a time.

I wonder if the fact that most Polish gentile men are uncircumcised has anything to do w/ the picture?

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Therefore, modern serious riders no longer need to be concerned w/ the risks involved w/ sitting on their bicycle seat for hours at a time.



So, now all that's left is just how to solve the problem of cooking the 'little critters' to death looms before us. Tight short may be nice, but overheating is still a problem.

Ice baths? :o

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