My wacked-out dreams

[kelel01 1]

The Bonfire's kind of quiet today, so I might as well post my latest weird-ass dream.

First of all, a few people died of some mysterious illness, and I inherited a baby. But the baby was only the size of the head of a pin, and he was stored in a cigar wrapper so he didn't get lost. He talked, too. So if I couldn't find him, I would call his name, and he would answer. I spent 99% of my dream in a panic that he was gone.

So, at one point in time, I went to the mall, and I parked in the parking deck. I placed my inherited baby (in his cigar wrapper) in my glove box for safe keeping while I went in. Then while I was in there, I saw my car involved in a high-speed chase (on tv), and it got rammed by a semi. I thought all hope was lost, but when I finally made it to my car, he was safe in the glove box. Then I woke up.

I swear, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. And no, I'm not on drugs.

[CrazyIvan 0]

You got issues girl.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[eeneR 3]

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I'm not on drugs

I dunno about that.....this was a pretty whacked out dream.....I was on codine last few days and i didnt have any kind of wild ass dreams like that

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[Rebecca 0]

Hmm...

Sounds like a part of you sort of wants a baby, and the rest of you is scared to death of the responsibility and your ability to handle it...

Yep, you're normal!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[kelel01 1]

6 nights out of 7, I have crazy-ass dreams I can't explain. And the 7th night I'm usually passed out drunk, so I don't have any dreams (that I recall).

[kelel01 1]

Sounds about right.

I do remember that I didn't want to take him anywhere, b/c he was so small, I was afraid I would lose him and not even know it.

[Slappie 9]

If I'm in your dreams. I know your talking some serious drugs.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[masterrig 1]

There's your answer! Stay passed-out drunk! You'll be o.k.


Chuck

[Darius11 12]

I am just glad I didn’t have that dream. Imagine how bad my conscience would feel after I accidentally smoked the baby.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Peej 0]

Wow, you're the second person to tell me that you've dreamed of a tiny baby. One of the guys i work with arrived one morning a couple weeks ago and told us about this dream he'd had. In his dream he was given a baby to look after but it was really small and lived in grass lined tupperware. Only in his dream he closed the lid too tight and the baby suffocated. The subconscious is a crazy thing!

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[kelel01 1]

Please excuse me while I LMAO at what you and Darius said. I'm laughing really hard under my breath so my co-workers don't hear me.

[Brains 2]

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I am just glad I didn’t have that dream. Imagine how bad my conscience would feel after I accidentally smoked the baby.

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[Peej 0]

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[eeneR 3]

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I am just glad I didn’t have that dream. Imagine how bad my conscience would feel after I accidentally smoked the baby.

I don't care who you are that's funny right there.

Im still dying over here....damn Darius that was funny as hell......


dont smoke the baby!

She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

[Brains 2]

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dont smoke the baby!

Perfect new sigline.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[jumperconway 0]

Kel,
Stop the St. Johns Wort. I really believe it's laced with LSD!