Navy Seal

[jumperconway 0]

Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated for once and for all he was going to prove there was no God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
you
to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Five minutes
went by. "I'm waiting God. If you're real, knock me off this
platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am,
God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"

His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a SEAL, just
released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly
registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit him
full force in the face and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty
platform.

The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat
in
the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell
silent.....waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at
the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did
you
do that!?"

"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid stuff and act like a jerk!!! So He told me to
take care of it!!"
ONE NATION UNDER GOD!!! ;-)

[Bouda 0]

i would have changed it to a Marine but hey it is still funny

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[Remster 30]

Its not even 1 week since that got posted and it quickly degenerated into a relegious debate.

Remster