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May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey
sunshine 2
QuoteEdit to add, Bigway is just teasing. Everyone relax. To know him is to love him and understand him.
I love no one that can't figure out how to put a space between their post and sigline.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
If you go back and look dear Bytch sister, I have told him over and over again to do that. He just doesn't listen to me. I guess we just have to remind him again and again till he does it.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey
Sig lines are cool. Clickable sig lines are cooler. Siglines with a space and a line seperating them from the post are the coolest.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
Quoteamericans and their guns
Hey thats not fair. I'm american but most of my guns are from israel or west germany
Zenister 0
QuoteClickable sig lines are cooler.
Quoteedit so as not to ruin the surprise for the unobservant
rotflmao...nice dave nice...
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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.
Duuuuuude. Don't post the secret. Let it live.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
QuoteDuuuuuude. Don't post the secret. Let it live.
That's called cockblocking! 'know what I mean...???
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
Yeah, I've been having fun with this one for the past few days. Getting a couple of PMs a day from folks who got a good laugh for "falling for it." No one has come back to me pissed off, just folks chuckling.
This is fun.
This is fun.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
Clickies in the middle are even cooler
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey
QuoteGetting a couple of PMs a day from folks who got a good laugh for "falling for it."
That's KICK ASS!!!! I love it.
I always mouse-over stuff and do some reading first. That is funny though.
I don't get it
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey
I thought I'd try to get this thread back on track. The angel side of my personality thinks I shouldn't tell this story. But the devil made me do it. 
A couple of years ago, a friend of mine (some of you know him) was banned from the DZ due to a long standing fued with the DZO. Within one hour of my friend being banned, the DZO lay dead in a field after an airplane crash which also took the lfe of the airplane owner. Beside the other guy who died, the last person to talk to the DZO was my banned friend. Now the logical side of me says that the two are unrelated and that this was just a fluke things happened this way. But the devil in me says that my friend pulled out his voodoo doll and cursed the DZO. So don't mess with XXXXX XXXXXX as he may have a voodoo doll for you as well.
Try not to worry about the things you have no control over
A couple of years ago, a friend of mine (some of you know him) was banned from the DZ due to a long standing fued with the DZO. Within one hour of my friend being banned, the DZO lay dead in a field after an airplane crash which also took the lfe of the airplane owner. Beside the other guy who died, the last person to talk to the DZO was my banned friend. Now the logical side of me says that the two are unrelated and that this was just a fluke things happened this way. But the devil in me says that my friend pulled out his voodoo doll and cursed the DZO. So don't mess with XXXXX XXXXXX as he may have a voodoo doll for you as well.
Try not to worry about the things you have no control over
ltdiver 3
Yeah, I fell for it, even after knowing what it was from mousing over it. I thought, "Ah no, it can't be. He wouldn't do that! It couldn't work, could it? Have to see...."
LOL.....
ltdiver
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
LOL.....
ltdiver
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon
JohnRich 4
QuoteDo you know anyone who has been A: Kicked off the dz...
Stealing jump tickets from manifest will earn a jumper that "honor".
jose 0
RRraaaarrrrwhaaahahahahahhahahahaaha.......
Holy shit Steve, you just gave me a sideache. That is some funny ass shit. I remember having that exact conversation with him HOURS after the incident. I was not funny at the time to say the least, but looking back on it now......
watch out for the P tard......
Holy shit Steve, you just gave me a sideache. That is some funny ass shit. I remember having that exact conversation with him HOURS after the incident. I was not funny at the time to say the least, but looking back on it now......
watch out for the P tard......
Tonto 1
QuoteOur DZO banned a jumper for whining and foul language. It was a regular occurrence, though - not a single incident.
Whoa! So NO ENGLISH people are allowed at your DZ?
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It's the year of the Pig.
Guest
QuoteKbone. Hope you're trolling.
However, if you're not here's a tidbit of info for you. A pulled reserve handle -does- cause a complete repack. And a full charge to the jumper who's rig it is. Now passed on to -you- in total.
Plan to be banned at ALL surrounding DZ's. Conduct like this does not make a person a family member. It makes them an enemy.
ltdiver
His bio says he's an ATC at LAX. Maybe a telephone call to his manager is in order.
Even if he's trolling, it's colossally stupid for someone in his position to say things like that, even if in jest.
Still think it's funny now, KBone?
mh
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."
wildblue 7
People, people.....
Don't feed the trolls and don't believe everything you read on the internet, including profiles. I mean... wait... yes, believe those, and I'll be right back...
Don't feed the trolls and don't believe everything you read on the internet, including profiles. I mean... wait... yes, believe those, and I'll be right back...
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
QuoteHis bio says he's an ATC at LAX. Maybe a telephone call to his manager is in order.
Even if he's trolling, it's colossally stupid for someone in his position to say things like that, even if in jest.
Umm, I am not saying the behaviour (the pulled handles, etc.) isn't deplorable; but didn't something like this (effectively ratting someone out to their boss) just happen to PhillyKev?
And it was REALLLLY not cool?
"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
A girl just showed up last year for a few days and went around saying weird stuff - one of the last things she said before being kicked off was that she was going to kill people.
Most people leave their stuff in the hangar which is locked up, but while she was around, most of us took our gear home after jumping.
She wasn't a jumper. We don't know where she came from or why she just pitched up.
Liz
Most people leave their stuff in the hangar which is locked up, but while she was around, most of us took our gear home after jumping.
She wasn't a jumper. We don't know where she came from or why she just pitched up.
Liz
QuoteI mean... wait... yes, believe those, and I'll be right back...
I'm a little concerned at which videos you made your billions with...
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
Big difference!
Our Speedos are cocked, and always ready to fire...
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
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