gravityizsexy 0 #1 February 11, 2005 I mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #2 February 11, 2005 Thats Hollywood for youMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #3 February 11, 2005 QuoteI mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? Van Damme can kick his ass.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 February 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? Van Damme can kick his ass. Only if he's talked to his dope supplier and gotten his daily 8ball. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 February 11, 2005 Quote Only if he's talked to his dope supplier and gotten his daily 8ball. Doh! Good burn baby! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #6 February 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? Van Damme can kick his ass. Only if he's talked to his dope supplier and gotten his daily 8ball. He wouldn't even need that - Seigal is all fucked up on the opium he medetates with . . . he's useless -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #7 February 11, 2005 No no, This is much worse... if hollywood took on a human form, Steven Seigal would be that. I swear, turn to USA... just watch like 2 minutes.. you'll be on the floor.. guaranteed. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 February 11, 2005 Do you guys even know! Steven Seagal is GOD!! He's even got a album! Steven sings.. Damn what can't this most awesome super hero ex-navy-seal do? I personally like the navy seal part "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #9 February 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? Van Damme can kick his ass. Only if he's talked to his dope supplier and gotten his daily 8ball. He wouldn't even need that - Seigal is all fucked up on the opium he medetates with . . . he's useless - HA! I totally forgot about Van Damme, but I think SS could take him... hell yeah he could... At least van damme gets the shit kicked out of him before he gets some ungodly power from somewhere and just starts whooping ass. Steven Seigal ends the movie with the same ironed creases he had in the beginning. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #10 February 11, 2005 HAHHAaaaa... the christmas single is some of his best work. Then he had the A-B-C sing-a-long "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 February 11, 2005 QuoteHAHHAaaaa... the christmas single is some of his best work. Then he had the A-B-C sing-a-long Dude you think I'm kidding!! Proof! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #12 February 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteHAHHAaaaa... the christmas single is some of his best work. Then he had the A-B-C sing-a-long Dude you think I'm kidding!! Proof! OH....... MY....... GOD! Am I in the twlight zone? Am I being punk'd??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 February 11, 2005 Not at all, he even released an album "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #14 February 11, 2005 Damn, Superman doesn't even have an album... but right now, I wouldn't be suprised if he did. *sigh*... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #15 February 11, 2005 all i know is that mighty mouse would be able to kick both their asses Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 February 12, 2005 QuoteI mean honestly.... who dodges 500 rounds behind a dinner table a evades a 120lb C-4 explosion on the top floor of a 50 story building? Did I also mention while protecting a woman and 2 kids....??? And he does it all without even cracking a smile...now that's hard core. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #17 February 12, 2005 Yea, but who is the bigger dick?? http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougjumper 0 #18 February 12, 2005 I voted for Superman but hey Segal is Bad Mo Fo especially in his Series Cartoon Films. All the Episodes are good I like Episodes 2&3 Funny Stuff... Check out the Steven Segal Shows You might need Broadband for these..Funny Stuff. The glass is half full or half empty doesn't matter. Let go and have the Lord guide your path. He will take care of it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #19 February 12, 2005 What the heck is it that you expect us to vote for in this poll? You never specified... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #20 February 13, 2005 QuoteWhat the heck is it that you expect us to vote for in this poll? You never specified... Who'd kick who's ass... DUUUHH!!! Cause, seriously... I've not seen Steven Segal get a scratch on him... in ANY of his movies. It's soooo funny... LOL, I kinda wanna watch one right now.. "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #21 February 13, 2005 QuoteVan Damme can kick his ass. Katey Sagal could kick his ass, without dropping her bon-bon or breaking a nail. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexInTheSky 0 #22 February 14, 2005 Depends if Superman has his glasses on' but...Jackie Chan will kick Steven Segal ass in a sec! ----------------------------------- how much is it worth a minute of unexplainable freedom =) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #23 February 14, 2005 QuoteJackie Chan will kick Steven Segal ass in a sec! Hmmmm, dunno about that. While Jackie Chan's stunts are impressive they're just that, stunts. I have much more respect for Jet Li, he's a true martial artist. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #24 February 14, 2005 I had heard a rumor a few years back that a stuntman on a Steven Segal movie set had lost his temper over something and put him on the ground. I dont know how true this story was, but I would believe it was possible. As for the actor with the most "real-life" threat potential... I dont like Vin Diesel much, but I do think he would be a very tough contender in a Hollywood brawl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hipwrddude 0 #25 February 15, 2005 Seagal is a bit of a fraud mixed with legitimacy. From what I've read he learned and later taught Aikido to Japanese in Japan and speaks Japanese fluently. He left his Japanese wife behind when he returned to the states then divorced her after meeting Kelly LeBrock (once famous model who he later divorced after 2 kids.) He claims a mysterious background in the CIA and the military (unconfirmed.) He never competed in the martial arts. Was discovered by student/mega Agent Mike Ovitz and auditioned for Warner Bros. After Brandon Lee's death (son of Bruce Lee) he showed up out front of Linda Lee's house speaking to the media as if he knew him and claiming to be a friend of the family (they'd never met him.) He was shaken down by the mob once (the hitman said Seagal was shaking like a leaf.) Vanity Fair? Finally, ever see him run? Tough men don't run like that. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
