Oh hell, parking tickets... I've had a few... a couple times I've run out to put more coins in the meter only to find the motherfucking meter cop got there first... of course they're just doing their job and I took it too close to the edge...
Once I was so pissed I took out my police baton (I found it in my wife's car behind the rear seats not long after she bought it used), and gave the meter pole a good whack with it, left a nice dent in it... but I did make sure no one was looking... and no money came flying out of it.
Another time, and this was on a weekend in a city not in my home state, I park on a street off the main throughfare in downtown. Sure there are meters, but it's the weekend so no meters have to be fed... There weren't any spaces available on the side I was driving on, but there were a bunch on the other side, so I just swerve on over and park against traffic, and my friends and my wife and I go out on the town. Really, it's a side street and hardly any traffic is on it. So, when we get back, I see the dreaded sonofabitchingmotherfucking ticket under my wiper! Well, whadayaknow?!? I got ticketed for parking against the flow of traffic! What the bloody fuck!?! Oh yeah, and the ticket is for $10.... don't send cash.
Fuck yeah, I'm sending cash! So.... I take the envelope that came with the ticket, get out an Alexander Hamilton, write a short note on a piece of paper "here's an Alexander Hamilton, go fuck yourself", and send it off without a return address. Hey, the law says there's no specifics on how you pay. If it's legal tender, they have to accept it.
I sincerely hope I pissed somebody off in that city's ticket office. It's not like I'm gonna go back there anytime soon, if ever!
But yeah, unpaid tickets have a way of coming back around to bite you...
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Once I was so pissed I took out my police baton (I found it in my wife's car behind the rear seats not long after she bought it used), and gave the meter pole a good whack with it, left a nice dent in it... but I did make sure no one was looking... and no money came flying out of it.
Another time, and this was on a weekend in a city not in my home state, I park on a street off the main throughfare in downtown. Sure there are meters, but it's the weekend so no meters have to be fed... There weren't any spaces available on the side I was driving on, but there were a bunch on the other side, so I just swerve on over and park against traffic, and my friends and my wife and I go out on the town. Really, it's a side street and hardly any traffic is on it. So, when we get back, I see the dreaded sonofabitchingmotherfucking ticket under my wiper!
Fuck yeah, I'm sending cash!
I sincerely hope I pissed somebody off in that city's ticket office.
But yeah, unpaid tickets have a way of coming back around to bite you...
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