My ship is bigger than your ship

[PLFKING 4]

This is the transcription of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the
British and the Irish off the coast of Kerry, October 1998. Radio
conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98.

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a
collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid
a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the
south to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I say again, divert
YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,
THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES
WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



IRISH: We are a lighthouse................Your Call.

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[CrazyIvan 0]

I like this version better

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[doddy 0]

LMAO usually its the irish that stuff up, but this time its the brits.

Maybe somebody (captian ) has size issues!

A man who views the world at 50, the same as he did when he was 20, has wasted 30 yrs of his life.

"Muhammad Ali"

[PLFKING 4]

Oooops....that's twice you've busted me in 4 years...is the rule still "3 Strikes and You're Out"?

(...and where's that female guard that frisked me last time ?...)


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."