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. . . diet and exersize is a woman.

Then I was corrected and now it is a "GOOD woman".



Well, since we are all hugsluts(tm) none o fus can help you.:P:D

HUGS, Turtle.

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. . . diet and exersize is a woman.



But what if I prefer a man?



But women are less filling and taste great.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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. . . diet and exersize is a woman.



But what if I prefer a man?



But women are less filling and taste great.



And you know this WHY?!:|



Yeah Turtle, that sounds more like a jelly doughnut than a woman...:D:ph34r::D...


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What I meant was that he made the comparison to men. So he must know that men don't taste as good and are more filling.:P




I just read filling...and for some reason I thought jelly doughnut...what, you don't like the taste of jelly doughnuts?:P


~R+R:ph34r:...I like jelly doughnuts...B|...
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But women are less filling and taste great.



Men taste great too, especially with a bit of salt and vinegar on them (and when they're cooked right)...

And being "more filling" is not necessarily a bad thing. :):ph34r:




I'm gonna start calling you Sweeney Todd...:D:D:D...

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what, you don't like the taste of jelly doughnuts?



I LOVE jelly doughnuts! Especially when they are smeared all over her!:P



ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D For some reason I have a mental image of a PlayBoy bunny smearing these gigantic doughnuts and having chunks fall all over the place...Yes, ladies at this point every man reading this post is drooling...:D:D:D...


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....they call me....Tater Salad:ph34r:;)




I like extra mustard...'cause it adds tang...B|...


~R+R:)...Variety is the spice of life...I just so happen to be extra spicy...:ph34r:...





Lets talk about SPICY!!! Holy COW! I so love hot sauces...and at Marco Island, there's a place that makes their own Mango Habanero sauce and It's to die for!





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