GeordieSkydiver 0 #1 February 7, 2005 A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck." "Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 February 7, 2005 "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 February 8, 2005 Cute dog.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
