tearseyes 0 #1 February 3, 2005 Today i was walking to work on campus with my wendy's in hand and like an idiot tripped over nothing and hit face first on the sidewalk in front of tons of students. I busted my cheek and my lips as well as chipped my tooth.... Anyone want to make my day by making me laugh with u about some humiliating experience you've had!!!! Jana pms #254 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 February 3, 2005 QuoteToday i was walking to work on campus with my wendy's in hand and like an idiot tripped over nothing and hit face first on the sidewalk in front of tons of students. I busted my cheek and my lips as well as chipped my tooth.... Anyone want to make my day by making me laugh with u about some humiliating experience you've had!!!! Jana pms #254 BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Nope. I think yours takes the cake! edited: I'm sorry, that was mean. I left my panties in our storage room once when I was changing for the gym. That was pretty embarrassing. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #3 February 3, 2005 I once heard about this girl who was walking with her lunch at school and fell face first. Funniest thing ever. No I'm kidding, I'm so sorry. Once on a jump I ripped my pants and landed in my skivey's after they flew up in my face and had to cut them away. My only cutway was my own pants. O well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 February 3, 2005 Isn't there someone you can sue? Seriously, sorry about your day. I've had days like that, too. I've got a few klutz scars myself. Hope tomorrow treats you better and the dentist gives you laughing gas when he fixes your toof. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #5 February 3, 2005 One time I ripped a hole ( actually, I've ripped holes on a few occasions) in our rental jumpsuits; this little girl pointed it out to me...it was right in the back ( yes, you could see my underwear) oh well...least she pointed it out before any of the guys saw it...at least I think Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tearseyes 0 #6 February 3, 2005 well that is pretty funny... u know the thing that made me the most mad is the way i am going to look this weekend....it is mardi gras and i am supposed to be hittin up new orleans and then make some jumps on sun....but of course i got put on meds so i am not to sure if i am going to be able to jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #7 February 3, 2005 So Sad Is this what you look like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tearseyes 0 #8 February 3, 2005 hahahah thanks i needed that..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #9 February 3, 2005 LMFAO! Sorry dude, but that was hysterical to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinney29 0 #10 February 3, 2005 Mission accopmplished this thread can be locked now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TALONSKY 0 #11 February 3, 2005 I do not know about hugely humiliating but here is a story from my past. Just after graduating high school I had the great job of being a fast food restaurant assistant manager. One evening on a busy night I ran into the freezer for some onion rings and was backing out of the freezer when I slipped on the wet floor. I must have gone down smiling because I hit my front teeth on a concrete corner. I broke two teeth off and split one of my front teeth up the mild of the width, which was now a jagged point. The impact was so hard it had set my top teeth behind my lower teeth. Well for immediate care a dentist took some orthodontic wire and gooped a bunch of bonding agent to that to stabilize my teethes current position. Before any work could happen I had to wait about 6 months for the teeth to become more stable,so for six months I was missing two front teeth and had an orthodontic wire gooped to what was left of my front teeth. I can say during the year it took to fix it I never smiled. Oh yeah, 10 years to the day of the original dental work I had to have them redone with dental implants (took 3 years of surgeries to get it done) now I think I have the most expensive front teeth rounding in just under $40,000 for four teeth (thank God for workmans comp). Kirk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #12 February 3, 2005 How about the time when I.... (1) Took a nasty dump at my girlfriend's parent's house and left swirly marks in the toilet after flushing. So I grabbed the toilet brush and proceeded to scrape the evidence away, but ended up breaking the toilet brush in two. Then I had to fish the broken brush out of the turd infested toilet and confess to the family. Not good! (2) Took too long of a delay on a BASE jump in Idaho and landed ass first on a pointed rock. After hiking out for 35 minutes, my friend politely informed me that my entire ass was hanging out. I had a 12" hole in my pants and a similar 8" tear in my underwear. Of course, my ass cheeks were bruised and bloody as well (from the accident!)(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #13 February 3, 2005 Quote Anyone want to make my day by making me laugh with u about some humiliating experience you've had!!!! Jana pms #254 I got caught doing a fat girl once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 February 3, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyone want to make my day by making me laugh with u about some humiliating experience you've had!!!! Jana pms #254 I got caught doing a fat girl once. You shouldn't talk about your mom like that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 February 3, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyone want to make my day by making me laugh with u about some humiliating experience you've had!!!! Jana pms #254 I got caught doing a fat girl once. Fat girls and mopeds are fun to ride until your friends find out. Then it's just painfull memories "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #16 February 3, 2005 Quote . . . my ass cheeks were bruised and bloody as well (from the accident!) Ya know - it's prolly a good thing you clarified that. I was showing off to a chick when I was in Jr. High we were taking turns picking them up and swinging them around - Pretty embarrasing when I picked up the one that I liked and the strain was too much and I farted - Like a Fog Horn!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #17 February 3, 2005 Hit a speed bumb while cycling round work last week and the front wheel fell off my mountain bike. I hit the road and one of my blokes was there to wet himself laughing before telling everyone else. A week later still in huge amounts of pain due to the bruised ribs but everyone else thinks it was excellent and regret not being there to see it I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #18 February 3, 2005 I got a funny story,,but its in another post ,,how do i highlight it to bring it into this post? thanxsmile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #19 February 3, 2005 anyone?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #20 February 4, 2005 This should help you http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=markup_help; Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #21 February 4, 2005 Oh, I have SO many similar stories! (But none where I've hurt myself quite that badly.) Okay, picture this: I'm 16 and just got my driver's license 1 month earlier. It's now homecoming. I've got my date in the front passenger seat and my friend with his date in the back seat. (We're in a brown 1986 Volvo stationwagon.) I'm a little nervous that I'm gonna do something clumsy behind the wheel because I didn't exactly take to driving like a duck does to water. We come to a stop at an intersection. I look in my mirror and see a cop behind me. I remark aloud that there's a cop behind us. A few seconds later I disregard the cop and look ahead again. Suddenly, my friend says, "Hey! That cop's turning is lights on!" Now, normal people would simply look up at the rearview mirror to check and see if the friend is fucking with you or not. Not me. Nope, I decided I wanted to look DIRECTLY at the cop without the aid of a mirror. And not through the back window either. No, my instinct was to stick my head out the window and look. So, faster than a hummingbird's wing, I fling my head out the window and... WHAM! I slam the shit out of my head against the window which, as it turned out, was rolled up. When I turned around, I already had a 2 inch diameter red welt on my forehead. And, no, the cop did not have his lights on. My, how everyone in the car laughed and laughed over that one. And the whole night I kept hearing, "Hey, what happened to your head?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 February 4, 2005 Sent you a PM...I tried to find a PM that I sent to someone that asked me about one of my most humiliating experiences, but I think it ended up deleted. At any rate, no way in HELL would I broadcast my stupid moment on the internet. (Your deal was from tripping = not stupid. My deal was from being an idiot. )~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #23 February 4, 2005 One time on spring break I was bragging about drinking after winning a tequila shooter's race down the length of a picnic table and laughing at this obnoxious dude who lost and was throwing up. I woke up head down in a trash can that I apparently nose dived into after drinking some more tequila. Damned near the worst hangover I've ever had. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybeergodd 0 #24 February 4, 2005 QuoteOne time I ripped a hole ( actually, I've ripped holes on a few occasions) in our rental jumpsuits; this little girl pointed it out to me...it was right in the back ( yes, you could see my underwear) You don't wear pants under the jump suit.....you wild woman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #25 February 4, 2005 On my way home from school when I was a kid I was sat downstairs on the bus (see pic below) and just as we were pulling upto a stop I heard a scream and a girl about 16 came rolling down the stairs, proper arse over tit! She hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs in front of about 40 people and lay there for a while and then got up holding her arm and wandered to the front ofthe bus. The bus driver asked her if she was ok and she said yes and then tripped on the step on the way off the bus and landed on the pavement flat on her face. Noone could believe what they just saw and the bus driver just closed the door and drove off at which point the whole bus, full of school kids, started laughing like crazy! Sounds cruel now I look back on it that noone helped her and the bus driver leaving her face down on the pavement but my god was it funny!!! Not my most humiliating experience obviously but by far the most humiliating experience i've ever seen! hehe still makes me chuckle thinking about it. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
