SkyDekker 1,465 #1 February 2, 2005 In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections, who can't remember what to do with them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 February 2, 2005 GOOD ONE! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #3 February 2, 2005 got an interesting email today, not a another "Discounted V1agra" ad but a "increase your ejaculation volume" ad... wtf? MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #4 February 2, 2005 Quotegot an interesting email today, not a another "Discounted V1agra" ad but a "increase your ejaculation volume" ad... wtf? Ahh yes, to ensure she has to chew before she swallows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
