Floats18 0 #1 February 1, 2005 Picked up a job in the dorm cafeteria making about three canadian quarters an hour and I don't think its gonna support my speed habit. I've gotta get some money so I can jump some weekends this spring, anybody got any good get rich quick schemes short of working the corner?--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 February 1, 2005 Sell Plasma. Around here its $150 a month.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 February 1, 2005 Quoteanybody got any good get rich quick schemes short of working the corner? Nope, both of my suggestions were going to involve corners. Or back alleys."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #4 February 1, 2005 Sperm banks pay about a jump ticket per visit Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #5 February 1, 2005 AggieDave might be on to something w/ the plasma, but the sperm bank is another story. I just don't think I'd like to have little clones of me running around w/o me knowing about it. Ever see back to the future? That could seriously F#$K up the space time continuum.--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #6 February 1, 2005 I hear selling cocaine and marijuana is pretty lucrative. If you stay alive and out of jail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #7 February 1, 2005 what about becoming a packer? if ya find any good ideas, let me know. I'm gettin a rig, but now how am I gonna afford to jump it? ask around at the dz; sell some lemonade; find a sugar momma who'll love you and support your skydiving. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 February 1, 2005 Quote I just don't think I'd like to have little clones of me running around w/o me knowing about it. In TX you have to sign a release and whoever uses the sperm has your information, in other words you could have kids looking you up later up in life once they're old enough to care. THAT would suck beyond belief.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #9 February 1, 2005 I participated in several drug studies back in college. A local company made generic versions of various drugs, mostly blood pressure meds, and by law they had to test them. In on Friday night and out on Sunday morning for two weekends got me hundreds of dollars. Plus, I got to watch tons of movies while waiting to give the next blood sample. Nevermind the sixth finger I grew on my left hand, it was all about furthering science (it's not my pull hand anyway...).(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #10 February 1, 2005 Ok here's my personal: Fun loving, short on plasma and sperm, high on experimental generic drugs, semi-obsessively addicted skydiver seeks sugar momma for monitary support of habits which will deffinately interfere with 'quality time.' <3 <--(Love not required)--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #11 February 1, 2005 well, maybe some woman will sorry for your bad habit... This is fun, I wonder what mine would look like: Sweet, broke, college girl seeks fellow skydiver to give free jumps and free coaching in exchange for kiss passes and pack jobs. High jump numbers not required, but preferred. Please send picture of your rig. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #12 February 1, 2005 Hell, that dosen't sound too bad at all... too bad you don't have a phone # attached to the end--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #13 February 1, 2005 hey man, I've tried. No takers. that's okay though, now I'm waiting for a skydiver w/ a plane, that way he really CAN give me free jumps. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #14 February 1, 2005 I'll pay 3 jump tickets if someone cleans my apartment for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #15 February 1, 2005 Sweet, broke, college girl seeks fellow skydiver to give free jumps and free coaching in exchange for kiss passes and pack jobs. High jump numbers not required, but preferred. Please send picture of your rig. I think someone already offered you some free jumps at WFFC didn't they?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #16 February 1, 2005 yeah they did, how cool's that??? edit to add: what a generous jumper, eh? Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 February 1, 2005 Quoteshort on plasma and sperm, How can you be short on sperm? Do you beat off a lot of somthing? Anyhoo, i'm currently hiring for a cabana boy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floats18 0 #18 February 1, 2005 Ah we were talking about donating up there earlier, but I decided that little Kyle's running a muck is just too dangerous for the world as a whole. So this Cabana Boy thing, do you need a resume or just a good excuse? --- and give them wings so they may fly free forever DiverDriver in Training Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mx757 4 #19 February 1, 2005 I'll pay 3 jump tickets if someone cleans my apartment for me might need make that 3000 tickets.. heard yours is messy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 February 1, 2005 QuoteSo this Cabana Boy thing, do you need a resume or just a good excuse? You need to give good foot massages and satisfy me all night long!! Resumes accepted through PM or IM. Benefits provided include free reserve repacks and coach jumps. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #21 February 1, 2005 I made really good money for a college student. I went to the career office and got myself put on the list of tutors for local schoolchildren. Got paid $20-$25 an hour to help kids with homework. Sure beat the $5 an hour student worker jobs. Most schools keep a tutor list somewhere. You just have to ask around and have the patience to work with kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeyRamone 0 #22 February 1, 2005 Be the PIMP daddy, get some biaches walking the streets for you, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #23 February 1, 2005 Slackers - I can't believe nobody mentioned selling a kidney on ebay yet.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 February 1, 2005 I know this is going to be a silly suggestion, but how about finding a better paying job or even work 2 jobs for awhile until you have some money saved up?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #25 February 1, 2005 Re some ideas already floated, bear in mind that selling plasma may affect your susceptibility to hypoxia (even at altitudes frequented by skydivers) for a short time after donating… This is down to each individual though so is difficult to predict. I have a friend who participated in medical studies while at uni in order to buy his rig and fund his training. He later went on to be a national champion in a 4-way team. His advice is to not do medical studies – he says it was the worst choice he ever made and strongly warns against it – the pills he took seriously fucked with him and he feels the whole experience simply wasn’t worth any amount of money… then again – you may well end up in the control group taking tic-tacs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
