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Kramer

Anyone Jonsin' For A Jump?

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Ya just ever that itch deep down where you really want to make a skydive? The fact that it's 4 degrees outside where I'm at right now doesn't help things much. But damn I would kill for a jump right now. I mean, I have a brand new rig sitting on my futon behind me, and I've never ever jumped it. How frusterating is that? Probably about as frusterating as being in bed with two hot girls but having your hands tied behind your back and a blindfold around your eyes. Yes. Like that. Thanks for listening.

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That's not frustrating. That's heaven!

Yes, I'm jonesing. I got the skydivin' DTs.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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Probably about as frusterating as being in bed with two hot girls but having your hands tied behind your back and a blindfold around your eyes.



Sorry, but I don't understand your frutstation here. The two hot girls have hands, right ?? ;):P Fuck-n-a man, two chicks at one time!!

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I'm josin' for any type of jump that requires a parachute! I forget what it feels like to be a skydiver. :S



I'm jonesin' for the type of jump that doesn't involve a parachute. I forget what that feels like. ;):o:$

Ah, but seriously, got four of those parachute-type jumps in last weekend, but definitely hoping the clouds cooperate this weekend, too.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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[:/] I'm gonna take a month long break from the dz, but it won't be too hard to do since today it was snowing in Oklahoma. I feel ya, Kramer. Oh well--waiting a month won't be that bad, since my "Charlie" will be that much closer to riding me.B|


( I mean,rig, not Charlie):$


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Ya just ever that itch deep down where you really want to make a skydive? The fact that it's 4 degrees outside where I'm at right now doesn't help things much. But damn I would kill for a jump right now. I mean, I have a brand new rig sitting on my futon behind me, and I've never ever jumped it. How frusterating is that? Probably about as frusterating as being in bed with two hot girls but having your hands tied behind your back and a blindfold around your eyes. Yes. Like that. Thanks for listening.



I feel you dude. I am going to brave the cold at West Point tomorrow. It's sad to think about the amount of money I've spent on under armour. Hell, I could have almost paid for a container with all that money, damn I hate the North. Anyone else try under armour for cold weather gear? It's expensive but it works.

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Ya just ever that itch deep down where you really want to make a skydive?



Get used to that itch, you only been in the sport a 1 year. :D:D

And you don't live where it jumpable year round. :P

Actually I was thinking of how cold it was in Muncie while I was in freefall today. ;)

Maybe I'll make 5 jumps tomorrow in your name too. ;)




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yup, i need to jump... want to try out the new canopy up here in the thin air.... and want to jump the ff tube i made last wekend.......... if all goes well with the weather and friends we should get a few cesna loads up sunday...

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Actually I was thinking of how cold it was in Muncie while I was in freefall today. ;)



You're an evil evil evil man. ;)

And to all you "that would be great" people. I don't know about you, but if I was in bed with two chicks at once, I'd want to be able to see and touch. :SB| What a crazy thought. ;)

And to Sunshine; liars go to hell. :P

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YES! As of today, I'm not current. Again. Beautiful crystal clear blue sky, no wind. Presently 20 degrees. Called the DZ on the off chance they are jumping. Nope. *sigh* I know there are other times to jump, but life is particularly stressful right now, I need my airborn yoga.

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I guess I'm one of the few that say "Nope."

I enjoy taking the winter off and hitting the slopes. In a few months I'll be tired of snowboarding and wanting to make a skydive.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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