VanillaSkyGirl 6 #26 January 25, 2005 Quote"OMG.........You are so incredibly beautiful. Can we just talk for awhile?" THAT is one that is certainly used an awful lot...but it's not new at all, is it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #27 January 25, 2005 Quote"OMG.........You are so incredibly beautiful. Can we just talk for awhile?"ROTFLMAO, Clay that must have hurt like hell! Talk, you, hehehehehehehehehe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #28 January 25, 2005 Quoteunless she's wasted..she's gotta see thru THAT ONE Actually...........the only time I say things like that is when I MEANT IT. Yeah........I know........I'm an idiot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #29 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteunless she's wasted..she's gotta see thru THAT ONE Actually...........the only time I say things like that is when I MEANT IT. Yeah........I know........I'm an idiot. Clay!!!...are you admitting that you're actually a "good guy"? Kick ASS Seabazz! I knew you were kuhl when we met at Mardi Gras _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #30 January 25, 2005 Quoteare you admitting that you're actually a "good guy"? I think that's why I keep getting viewed as a "Dick Under Glass" by the chicks I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #31 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuote"OMG.........You are so incredibly beautiful. Can we just talk for awhile?"ROTFLMAO, Or, "I was just hoping that we could talk somewhere privately, just the two of us." I always ask, "Why?" Clay ~ You are NOT an idiot for meaning that when you said that to some girl. It just means that you are human and a good guy underneath it all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #32 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteare you admitting that you're actually a "good guy"? I think that's why I keep getting viewed as a "Dick Under Glass" by the chicks I know. I love you Clay...as many of us do...you KNOW that, don't you? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 January 25, 2005 QuoteI love you Clay...as many of us do...you KNOW that, don't you? Yeah...........just please don't be married or dating someone I am friends with and then try to have sex with me. THAT is getting kinda old.........and lets face it........I only have so much will power. One of these days I'm going to give in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #34 January 25, 2005 "Hey....wanna check out the SkyVan?"---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guru312 0 #35 January 25, 2005 The following is not a joke. A number of years ago, the wife of a very good jumper friend of mine was working in a shop where China dolls were made. She worked in the mold departmet where the heads were created. One day I was visiting them and I saw a table with a few dozen reject heads of various sizes. I picked up one about 2-3 inches in diameter and asked if I could have it. She said I could have it but she wondered why would I want an unglazed and unfinished doll head. I told her I had my reasons. Later that day I was at the airport paying for fuel and a very foxy young woman waited on me. When we were done our transaction I reached into my flight jacket, looked her in the eye and asked "Would you be interested in a little head?" just as I slowly pulled the head from my pocket for her to see. She laughed so hard she got the hiccups. And I had a date. I kept that head in my pocket for years. Nothing worked better as a pickup line.Guru312 I am not DB Cooper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #36 January 25, 2005 Quote"Hey....wanna check out the SkyVan?" hmmmmmm.... skyvan..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #37 January 25, 2005 QuoteI always ask, "Why?" haha! Me, too! I can't stand it when a guy tries to "get you alone." I really just don't like it when guys don't just "let it happen," and they try to force it.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #38 January 25, 2005 QuoteI really just don't like it when guys don't just "let it happen," and they try to force it. Because then they end up like me.......no ass in like 6 months now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyswc 0 #39 January 25, 2005 how about "hey, lets not turn this rape into a murder." just joking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 January 25, 2005 New Pickup lines? If you've got a new pickup, you've got all the women you want. "Git in the truck, woman." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocketdog 0 #41 January 25, 2005 Quote how about "hey, lets not turn this rape into a murder." MUAHAHA.... "soo.... you like.... stuff?" -- as said only by Ralph Wiggum see the world! http://gorocketdog.blogspot.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #42 January 25, 2005 I heard once: "Hi! I'm Robin Hood. Wanna feel my big arrow?" from a dz.commer... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #43 January 25, 2005 It's definitely not new, but I've personally seen the "Wanna fuck? No? Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question" line used successfully... ... I had to leave the bar after that, because I figured I'd seen it all at that point!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #44 January 25, 2005 Quote"Hey....wanna check out the SkyVan?" Doesn't work though JP........ Oh how soon you've forgotten last Saturday night! My response though: "Only if it's the Grand Tour" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #45 January 25, 2005 Quote how about "hey, lets not turn this rape into a murder." just joking OMG! I'm dying now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #46 January 25, 2005 The moment I saw you I though "I *must* have her" (It was said pretty convincingly, whilst he was noticeably hot & bothered.. It worked!!)"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JRock 0 #47 January 25, 2005 This is my new one...... "Girl...... You give me Pac Man Fever!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #48 January 25, 2005 F*ck me if I'm wrong but I think you want to bl@w me. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #49 January 25, 2005 I've used, "Hey, what's your friend's name?" successfully. Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #50 January 25, 2005 QuoteI've used, "Hey, what's your friend's name?" successfully.KenDude, That's genius ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
