courage 0 #1 January 26, 2005 The following is an actual excerpt from a 1950 high school home-economics textbook: Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed. Prepare yourself: Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you will be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift. Clean away the clutter: Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise: At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him. Some don'ts: Don't greet him with problems or complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing voice. Allow him to relax and unwind. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other pleasant entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax. The goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax in body and spirit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 January 26, 2005 This is classic! Those were the days... Where did it go wrong? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #3 January 26, 2005 QuoteThis is classic! Those were the days... Where did it go wrong? 1919 when women got the right to vote. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #4 January 26, 2005 Quote1919 when women got the right to vote.And then we let them work and now we let them be equal.Next step for us is bitch boy status only. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 January 26, 2005 Damnit, why ain't you in bed?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #6 January 26, 2005 QuoteDamnit, why ain't you in bed? Cause I'm waiting for you..to come with me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #7 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuote1919 when women got the right to vote.And then we let them work and now we let them be equal. Bad ideas obviously Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 January 26, 2005 QuoteBad ideas obviously Not so much.......and so was created the "sugar-mamma".---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #9 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteBad ideas obviously Not so much.......and so was created the "sugar-mamma". Bad Bad Bad idea........... unless you know from experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
courage 0 #10 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuote1919 when women got the right to vote.And then we let them work and now we let them be equal. "Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy." www.boreme.com Lot's of classical stuff there, but anyhow, we (men) will have to adapt to euality, or in the future, we'll just be used for breeding... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #11 January 26, 2005 Quote "Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they're sexy." www.boreme.com Those are called lesbians Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #12 January 26, 2005 QuoteThose are called lesbiansI believe that would be check mate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 January 26, 2005 QuoteBe a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift. See, even in the 1950's guys were advocating 3 ways with 2 bi-sexual chicks. You're damned right his boring day may need a "lift." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
courage 0 #14 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteBe a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift. See, even in the 1950's guys were advocating 3 ways with 2 bi-sexual chicks. You're damned right his boring day may need a "lift." No wonder the old farts call it the "good old days"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 January 26, 2005 Quote.......and so was created the "sugar-mamma". Yes! I NEED one! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #16 January 26, 2005 See, even in the 1950's guys were advocating 3 ways with 2 bi-sexual chicks. You're damned right his boring day may need a "lift." No wonder the old farts call it the "good old days"! *** I always knew I was born in the wrong part of the century.......... RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
