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Katieatasc

SO WHO'S FOUND GOD LATELY?

By Katieatasc, in The Bonfire

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bobsled92    0

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Um, I met a guy named Jesus today, but then again I live in New Mexico. We got lotsa guys named "Jesus."


I had an Amish customer named Christ Bieler. I told my boss I'd be gone awhile..."I'm on a mission from GOD":ph34r:
Well best wishes for a man to become a "Man of the Cloth" in these days we live in:)
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DrunkMonkey    0

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Um, I met a guy named Jesus today, but then again I live in New Mexico. We got lotsa guys named "Jesus."


I had an Amish customer named Christ Bieler. I told my boss I'd be gone awhile..."I'm on a mission from GOD":ph34r:
Well best wishes for a man to become a "Man of the Cloth" in these days we live in:)




Ugh... that scared me, the fact that you said that in response to my posting. THe day I become part of the Clergy is when Parkas and space heaters become a big seller in hell... I think it was katie's friend...sure as hell wasn't me...:P

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AggieDave    6

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THe day I become part of the Clergy is when Parkas and space heaters become a big seller in hell... I think it was katie's friend...sure as hell wasn't me...



You can become an ordained minister of the Beer Church (a legally recognized church) via the internet in a couple of minutes for $10. You get a certificate and are legally able to do wedding, funerals, etc.;)

Google it sir and you shall find your way.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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bobsled92    0

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Well best wishes for a man to become a "Man of the Cloth" in these days we live in:)




... I think it was katie's friend...sure as hell wasn't me...:P


I'm glad you guessed right.;)
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I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
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AggieDave    6

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Our pilot got his certificate a while back. It came from a conversation of getting one of the jumpers to get ordained so to do our wedding.

Morgan wasn't amused, although I thought it was hilarious.:D
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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kbordson    8

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Yall are all goin straight to hell.... you know that dont ya..



I know... I honestly do feel guilty about hijacking this tread.
(silly catholic upbrining...)

Congratulations on the ordination! and I hope you are smiled upon....
Remember, help the outcasts too....
Karen

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