quattro4Life 0 #1 January 21, 2005 John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to Heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This is your house for eternity, John," God said, "this is very special; not everyone up here gets a house." John felt very special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a green, white & silver sidewalk, af 50 foot tall flagpole with a huge Eagles logo flag, and in every window, an Eagles emblem. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an All-Pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what is your question, John?" "Well, why does Donovan McNabb get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said "John, thats not Donovan's house, its mine!" go birds! -bI'm not the percent you think survives, I need sanctuary in the pages of this book... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejo 0 #2 January 21, 2005 i dont follow american football as i live in the uk and would have to stay up till 2 in the mornin jus to see sum higlights of games but i get the jist of the story.. very funny!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to play american football tho as i love my rugby an play alot!those who do it cant explain it! those who dont, cant understand it!.. if riding in a plane is flying then ridding in a boat is swimming!? experince the eliment get out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #3 January 22, 2005 It's not funny, it's just dumb. Why would God cheer for a team that has never won? besides we all know that God loves the Cowboys. That's why they have the most superbowl rings and the most superbowls played in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 January 23, 2005 Quotewe all know that God loves the Cowboys. I'd rather hail Satan than like the Cowboys My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quattro4Life 0 #5 January 23, 2005 QuoteIt's not funny, it's just dumb. Why would God cheer for a team that has never won? besides we all know that God loves the Cowboys. That's why they have the most superbowl rings and the most superbowls played in. well, God must be on vacation as of late, because the 'boys have sucked for a quite some time now.... -bI'm not the percent you think survives, I need sanctuary in the pages of this book... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #6 January 23, 2005 Funny they haven't sucked long enough for the Eagles to make up any ground on that superbowls won thing (or conference championships won thing). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #7 January 23, 2005 What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the superbowl? The Cowboys! or any other team that did'nt make it. old but still gets a laugh, or boo every once in a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRYANGOESBOOM 0 #8 January 23, 2005 QuoteQuotewe all know that God loves the Cowboys. I'd rather hail Satan than like the Cowboys Its like the same thing Jerry Jones = Satan Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
