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anyone else had sex with a Realdoll?

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New real doll$$$$
That's the price of a top gear/rig set up or a Segway, that either could be used >>>In public!:D
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LOL!!! Just need to keep their mouth full so they CAN'T talk...



Not possible. Men just suck, plain and simple. I might be bitter right now. :D



I thought sucking was supposed to be the idea, once you have your mouth full? :)
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oh i checked out that website and I'm laughing so hard. some of those questions in the FAQ where so funny
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Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?

No



ahahahha. that would be funny if they actually had defective ones you could buy. like it has 3 arms or a few extra breasts. :D

also they sell t-shirts that say stuff like "REALDOLLs, art you can fuck" and "My other girlfriend is a RealDoll." what kind of loser would buy one and then advertise it.
also they sell a porno with the dolls and ron jeremy. hhahahah who would pay 40 bucks for basically jon jeremy using a sex toy.

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OMFG

I feel so dumb - I was wondering why she wasn't very talkative.[:/]

Meh - oh well -

Gotta go - she's um waiting for me.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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They were featured on HBO Real Sex a few years ago. It showed a man & woman having a 3way with a real doll. Interesting stuff.



You know... it LOOKS fun... BUT...

If you were a phychologist... woulddn't you think that a RealDoll owner has a supressed necrophilia fetish??

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Great bachelor party gag, “Hey dude, we got this real hot babe coming, so we’re going to tie you up and blindfold you before she strolls in. Okay boys, bring in the plastic mama!” Or, set up a friend on a blind date (with a rubber bitch) who’s going to meet him at a restaurant. Or, cruise around town with Superbabe 2000 in the convertible and brag about your staying power and how clean she is then lean over, give her a big sloppy kiss and tell’em she’s got no gag reflex. Better yet, position RealDoll reverse cowgirl as you cruise the dropzone in your golf cart barking, yelping, squealing and slobbering. Set the gang up one night by having one of the dudes in the reclining position, moaning in his car as Prosthetic Patty’s head bounces up and down. Bet the boys to see who will be the first to get to third base with Synthetic Sally, then take photos and run. And run like hell, like I did after this post.

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I think the box makes it easier to ride.



Did you read that?! The 'vaginal insert' rotates around, see figure 1??? Did ANYONE immediately get a horrible feeling of a short hair getting caught at the base where it rotates and getting pulled out?! B|:S:o:(
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Did you read that?! The 'vaginal insert' rotates around, see figure 1??? Did ANYONE immediately get a horrible feeling of a short hair getting caught at the base where it rotates and getting pulled out?!



Pain is good.

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Did you read that?! The 'vaginal insert' rotates around, see figure 1??? Did ANYONE immediately get a horrible feeling of a short hair getting caught at the base where it rotates and getting pulled out?!



Pain is good.



A smack uh-huh...but I think I'd fold at the short hairs getting yanked out. B|:P:S
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