craichead 0 #1 January 21, 2005 Another reason to make fun of Canadians...and my Canadian husband told me to post this! _Pm http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=841&e=5&u=/nm/20050121/wl_canada_nm/canada_crime_sextoys_col Canadian Police Search for Sex Toy Thief January 21, 2005 Canada - Reuters VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries. A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release. "The male calmly stated 'no', and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.__ "Scared of love, love and aeroplanes...falling out, I said takes no brains." -- Andy Partridge (XTC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 January 21, 2005 When I go to Vancouver next week, if this sick fuck steals my naughty-time toys, I'll kick his canuck ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 January 21, 2005 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 January 21, 2005 QuoteWhen I go to Vancouver next week, if this sick fuck steals my naughty-time toys, I'll kick his canuck ass. Just tell him "I'll show you mine if you show me yours..."Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkg 0 #5 January 21, 2005 QuoteWhen I go to Vancouver next week, if this sick fuck steals my naughty-time toys, I'll kick his canuck ass. Yeah I wouldn't appreciate being kidnapped. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 January 21, 2005 I don't even know you, but I like your style. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkg 0 #7 January 21, 2005 QuoteI don't even know you, but I like your style. Right... temporary setback. Wouldn't worry about the little things ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
URasoldasUact 0 #8 January 21, 2005 and if you think they're going to catch me and make me give 'em back, you're sadly mistaken. we don't need no stinkin' batteries.What would Elvis do with a total malfunction? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cHoDaBoY 0 #9 January 22, 2005 Ah man, damn Canadians. What a stupid Canadian thing to do eh. Whats next? Fries with gravy and cheese? Q. Why do birds sing? A. Because they dont have to pack when they land Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 January 22, 2005 You have little things? I am sorry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
