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DrunkMonkey

Weekend Shopping list

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3 Ocelots
1 Cassowary
1 dozen fruit bats
1 Mouse
1 pound Crystal Meth
1 Chevy Nova
1 case Mescal
7 pairs of scissors
16 Copies of the Swedish National Anthem (on 33 RPM vinyl)
1 Pair Liederhosen
1 Couch
Picture of Mr. Rogers
Katana
Jock Strap
Sailor Hat
...And a beer.
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Did I miss anything?

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Psh. Just one beer? What's the Cassowary supposed to drink? You also forgot baling cord, and the whisk.

Oh, and did you mean leather Lederhosen, or singing Liederhosen? :D;)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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