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Darius11

All Religions- Finally explained.

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Here is a rundown of religions. Hopefully some people that really need to can read this and finally learn something.

Taoism- Shit happens

Buddhism- If shit happens, it's not really shit

Islam- If shit happens, it's the will of Allah

Protestantism- Shit happens because you don't work hard enough

Judaism- Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism- This shit happened before

Catholicism- Shit happens because you're bad

Atheism- There is no shit

Christian Science- Shit happens in your mind

Bahai'- All shit is good shit

Rastafarianism- Lets smoke this shit

As you can see all religions are related with some minor differences to explain everything that goes on.



After reading this I realized that I am a Rastafarian:)
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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