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Explain men to me please

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Anyone??



Bwahahahahaha:ph34r:....roflmao:D.....bwahahahaha:ph34r:....

If someone could ever make any sense of either sex they would be the richest person alive.....
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Anyone??



Bwahahahahaha:ph34r:....roflmao:D.....bwahahahaha:ph34r:....

If someone could ever make any sense of either sex they would be the richest person alive.....



OK - Here it is in a nut shell.

1) Say things that make us think you really do need us.
2) Let us think we are in charge
3) Let us use your bodies like a XXX movie star

Nuff said.

Oh - and don't ever lie to us. We don't like that at all.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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you need to narrow down your question...

why do we do what we do?.... because we can,

our thoughts are very basic. if it hurts, we avoid it, unless it sounded fun at the time. If its pleasurable, we want to do it (sex, jump, watch tv) as often as we can. if it involvles work, we do it only if it doesn't involve avioding pleasure.

our thoughts are at the here and now, little thought about the future.
I just am................

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Oh - and don't ever lie to us. We don't like that at all.



I said i was sorry damnit!! Now just spank me and get over it. :D



No you didn't.
You still owe me a visit.>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Don't know the situation at all but I would venture to guess that it is not 'men' but the men you choose. Everyone is different and not all men are the same.



Don't be so serious. The thread is started in good fun, lighten up!! :)

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our thoughts are very basic. if it hurts, we avoid it, unless it sounded fun at the time. If its pleasurable, we want to do it (sex, jump, watch tv) as often as we can. if it involvles work, we do it only if it doesn't involve avioding pleasure.



That pretty much sums it up. Oh, and many of us have the attention span of a hummingbird.

Maybe we're so simple that we're complex. *shrug*

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

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Maybe we're so simple that we're complex. *shrug*



That's deep man. I got about 3 hours sleep so thats way too deep for me to process at the moment. Hehe, the word "deep" makes me giggle.

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My gf has me figured out pretty well. Yesterday on pm, she was asking too many questions so i told her to get in the kitchen and make me some pie.:D She showed up at my house last night with a homemade pecan pie.:oB| she is awesome.:)

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My gf has me figured out pretty well. Yesterday on pm, she was asking too many questions so i told her to get in the kitchen and make me some pie. She showed up at my house last night with a homemade pecan pie. she is awesome



That is sooo sweet. :)

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Men are crazy . . . at least all men I know. They think we're more complex and confusing, but they're so wrong. Women are easy to figure out (if you ask me), and men are grumpy, bitchy, whiny, sex-crazed morons. I'm really looking forward to the day when we don't need them anymore . . . from a scientific standpoint.

Does that answer it for you? :D

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You just need to meet Phil.



Would that be Phil MyCrackin?:P



Actually my boss' maiden name Amanda McCracken, and she got the call sign Phil....she's proud of the fact that it made fighter pilots blush.:)
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