Explain men to me please

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Giving up, Kel?

She should be just give in a bit more.

it all about the big "O"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Subject line says it all. Anyone??

Sex...
Food...
More sex...

We're really very simple creatures.

[kelel01 1]

Not as of yet, but one here recently has managed to be a total fuck up and fuck with my head.

Guys: IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, JUST SAC UP AND SAY IT!!!!

Not that that's what necessarily happened . . . just a good lesson for boys to learn.

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Not as of yet, but one here recently has managed to be a total fuck up and fuck with my head.

Guys: IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, JUST SAC UP AND SAY IT!!!!

Not that that's what necessarily happened . . . just a good lesson for boys to learn.

But what if we do like you, but just can't seem to come to terms with pur own fears and consequenses of being tied down?

Would it really be that much fun if we just all fell so deeply in love that there was no challenge at all?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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men are grumpy, bitchy, whiny, sex-crazed morons

Is that bad?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[kelel01 1]

But what if we do like you, but just can't seem to come to terms with pur own fears and consequenses of being tied down?
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Alright, I do have to cut some slack on that one, because I've been there. I guess it basically boils down to the fact that we're gonna assume you're an asshole, just like the guys I did it to assumed I was a bitch who was just stringing them along, when that wasn't the case at all. But oh, well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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But what if we do like you, but just can't seem to come to terms with pur own fears and consequenses of being tied down?
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Alright, I do have to cut some slack on that one, because I've been there. I guess it basically boils down to the fact that we're gonna assume you're an asshole, just like the guys I did it to assumed I was a bitch who was just stringing them along, when that wasn't the case at all. But oh, well. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

No - you misunderstood me -

I was talking about ropes and velcro!

WTF were you going on about?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kelel01 1]

Same thing-- how did you misinterpret what I said? I too have a fear of "being confined".

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Not as of yet, but one here recently has managed to be a total fuck up and fuck with my head.

Guys: IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, JUST SAC UP AND SAY IT!!!!

Not that that's what necessarily happened . . . just a good lesson for boys to learn.

That would require honesty and well, we all know how that goes...not many honest guys out there. Just "something happened" is not an answer for all you guys who think it is...be specific if "something happened" even if it is you found someone else.

--
Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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No good can come of this thread...

Estrogen vs. Testosterone... round 393278443345543675425... GO!


btw this fight takes place is a pit of pudding and bathing suits are required.

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I guess it basically boils down to the fact that we're gonna assume you're an asshole, just like the guys I did it to assumed I was a bitch who was just stringing them along, when that wasn't the case at all.

Simone De Beauvoir once said that "there are two kinds of people; human beings and women. When women start acting like human beings they are accused of trying to be men.”

People are accusing you of acting like a guy? Congratulations.

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That's the way the cookie crumbles.

What is this "cookie" and what does that mean? I have never understood that metaphor.

[chaoskitty 0]

titty babies. Most of them anyway..

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Brains...interrupted at the Hot Rod Show...by mindless questions from an absent girlfriend, responds:

[Eric Cartman voice] "Get in the kitchen and make me some pie." [/Eric Cartman voice]

Rat for Life - Fly till I die
When them stupid ass bitches ask why

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Subject line says it all. Anyone??

When you ask a guy "What were you thinking" and he responds: "I don't know"... he's telling the truth.
When I 1st started working on this, it took me 3 months to figure out where somethings came from.
Now I have it down to a few hours.
It's an AFTER thought process, not really pre-meditated.
A lot of BACKTRACKING has to take place before the answer comes to light.
** My "motives" are meant to be positive although they don't always come out that way in the end

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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
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[genoyamamoto 0]

Men are the people who get used by women and then tossed to the curb. That about does it.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

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Subject line says it all. Anyone??

Every man is different and has different wants and needs, just like every woman. Yes, there are many men that fall into similar catagories but trust me we are not all the same. You just need to find one or surround yourself with the right kind of guy-guys for you. Try to look within yourself to find out your type of guy and the traits that fill your needs (this may differ from the type of guy you go for).

good luck
Jim

Don´t belive the hype

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We're sugar and spice and everything nice.

Our thought process is: Women, women, women, flake the cells, women, women, women, 2 & 1/2 to 3 inch line stows, women, women, women, bottom, top, right, left, women, women, women.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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Yahoo is being poopy so I can't post the whole list (prob'ly a repost anyhow) but there was a spammail going around about men. One of my favorite points was something like:

"At any point in time, men have only two moods: horny and hungry. So, if we are not asking you for sex, make us a sandwich."

Elvisio "sums it up quite nicely" Rodriguez

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I've long been an admirer of a womans pie.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

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Men are the people who get used by women and then tossed to the curb. That about does it.

Bitter, Geno?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Every man is different and has different wants and needs, just like every woman. Yes, there are many men that fall into similar catagories but trust me we are not all the same. You just need to find one or surround yourself with the right kind of guy-guys for you. Try to look within yourself to find out your type of guy and the traits that fill your needs (this may differ from the type of guy you go for).

There are certainly exceptions but most are basically very similar.

(Most) Men’s needs:

1. Sexual fulfillment (who woulda figured?! )
2. Companionship
3. Attractive spouse
4. Domestic support
5. Admiration

(Most) Women’s needs:

1. Affection
2. Conversation
3. Honesty & openness
4. Financial support
5. Family commitment

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When you ask a guy "What were you thinking" and he responds: "I don't know"... he's telling the truth.

How very true. And when he says us women are beautiful, no matter how ugly or fat we think we are, he isn't lying, he really does mean it. Most guys probably are reasonably honest, we just don't always believe what they say is true even if it is because women have too many voices in our heads while guys for the most part hear circus music.

I understand my man, and really, that's all that matters.

Now if only I could figure the expression on my face that he says he just can't say no to....

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

[genoyamamoto 0]

A little. Does it show?

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
Feel the hate...
Photos here

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[replyThere are certainly exceptions but most are basically very similar.

(Most) Men’s needs:

1. Sexual fulfillment (who woulda figured?! )
2. Companionship
3. Attractive spouse
4. Domestic support
5. Admiration

(Most) Women’s needs:

1. Affection
2. Conversation
3. Honesty & openness
4. Financial support
5. Family commitment

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Marriage counseling. We're still together.
I lost the paper. I think I left one out about giving small gifts to the wife on a regular basis, though. It's somewhere in there lower on the list. It may not be exact and not fit all cases but I think it's pretty close.