Thanatos340 1 #76 January 19, 2005 An Older Woman told me years ago that she had the secret to keeping men happy. She called it the Three F`s.. Feed em F*ck em and Let em Fight. She claimed that if you took care of these items, Men were easily managed and generally pleasant to be around. I think she may have had something there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #77 January 19, 2005 QuoteAn Older Woman told me years ago that she had learned the secret to keeping men happy. She called it the Three F`s.. Feed em F*ck em and Let em Fight. She claimed that if you took care of these items, Men were easily managed generally pleasant to be around. I think she may have had something there. And really, if you can't cook, the second item is all they really need, but then in extra doses to keep them from getting cranky. It's a great weight loss program for both. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blind_Jumper 0 #78 January 19, 2005 Odd thing is all I think about is skydiving, women, sex and how to combine them all together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #79 January 19, 2005 QuoteExplain men to me please. Subject line says it all. Anyone?? And you have summarized it perfectly. Men read this and think either, "Sex and food" or, "What does she want explained?" Women implicitly know what you mean by 'subject line says it all'. Guys need things spelled out. If you complain about not understanding a guy, you've already set off one of our danger sensors. Ken"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #80 January 20, 2005 At this point I totally give up. Men are an enigma that I will never understand, nor will I ever be able to live up to any of their expectations simply because I don't understand them at all. My dog is easy to understand. Food, water, and snuggling on the couch. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #81 January 20, 2005 QuoteMy dog is easy to understand. Food, water, and snuggling on the couch. Sounds allot what most men would like, especially if you let us out to go chase cars every once in a while. Ohhh and that Ball thing too. We like that Ball thing. Ohh and Chew Toys, Lots of Chew Toys!! And dont get upset if we need to Bark every once in a while too, Sometimes Barking makes us feel better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #82 January 20, 2005 QuoteSubject line says it all. Anyone?? Trying to tell a woman what men are like and how we think is like trying to tell a nuclear physicist what a ball-peen hammer is like and how to use it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #83 January 20, 2005 QuoteI think I might like a little domestic assistance, I loooove to cook, and cleaning isn't a problem, as long as there is a dishwasher in the house (if there isn't, I'll install one. ) Quotea lot of sexual satisfaction, This is actually a problem? Quote an attractive spouse, Shit, and I was doing sooo well! Quoteand some admiration would be nice too. Admiration you have, dear, from me. 3 out of 4 isn't bad though! Too bad I'm one of those that's limited to fun and flirting. Well, at least I can be fun! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #84 January 20, 2005 Quote OK - Here it is in a nut shell. 1) Say things that make us think you really do need us. 2) Let us think we are in charge 3) Let us use your bodies like a XXX movie star Nuff said. Oh - and don't ever lie to us. We don't like that at all. Addendum: Our basic needs: Sex Dinner Car House Buddies You should not, under any circumstances, inhibit/prohibit the acquisition of any of the above. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #85 January 20, 2005 QuoteThere are certainly exceptions but most are basically very similar. (Most) Men’s needs: 1. Sexual fulfillment (who woulda figured?! ) 2. Companionship 3. Attractive spouse 4. Domestic support 5. Admiration (Most) Women’s needs: 1. Affection 2. Conversation 3. Honesty & openness 4. Financial support 5. Family commitment I think I'm a man. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #86 January 20, 2005 QuoteI think I'm a man Is that way i enjoyed sleeping with you so much? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #87 January 20, 2005 Quote Addendum: Our basic needs: Sex Dinner Car House Buddies You should not, under any circumstances, inhibit/prohibit the acquisition of any of the above. You forgot -toys (RC airplanes, guns, other loud and expensive things too) -entertainment (not just buddies, but sports/play and intellectual stuffs) -and respect add those lists together and everyone is happy (boys and girls!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #88 January 20, 2005 men? they are like tea kettles: hot and steamy, done in 2 minutes. ( and some of em whistle when they're done!) -------------------------------------------------------- (yeah, I know that wasn't originally mine--I got it from Home Improvement) Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
