Alienangel 0 #1 July 27, 2001 This morning, as I arrive at the dropzone, the air is crisp, clear and sparkling like a diamond retrieved from the dark recesses of jewel smuggler’s ass….But I don’t notice that, because I drank 12 double vodkas and Redbull last night and I feel like I’m about to create my very own mini-dropzone of puke right here in front of the Otter….My breath leaves my mouth in tiny puffs of foul smelling green gas. Others smile at first, then turn away as they see from my reddened eyes and staggering walk that I am not just afraid: I’m doomed.I want to run to the john to puke, and I fantasise about building my own mud-hut emergency toilet near the plane. Just in case.But just like jumping, the only thing that’s stopping me is myself. If I jump out of a plane, if I snort two lines of Charlie, if I drop a pill or I decide to have sex with my neighbor’s wife, I am stepping into the unknown.Drinking, sleezy living and taking illegal drugs is like a crystallisation of making my dreams into reality. It signifies what I want my life to be. I've just begun to realise my problems with being too afraid to do low toggle turns and hop n pops from 1200 feet represent my problems with and fears of taking control of my life and myself. I've started thinking, "Well, what's so scary? You get totally smashed on Friday night, you screw some local floozy, you sleep 2 hours, you go up in a plane. You jump out the door. You try and restrain the trickle of vomit exiting your mouth..You still have people holding onto you at this point….but not for long…You wait till you pass through 1,500 feet….1,000, 750……YEE-HAH!!! This is what SKYDIVING IS ALL ABOUT! You throw your hacky. You feel like hurling again. You dream in the sky…where the fuck is the dropzone? You touch the essence of cloud….oh shit….you knew you shouldn’t have been jumping in weather like this….Fuck. Bird, seed-spore and air…and a thin trail of vomit from your crusty lips. You need a drink of infinity…or at least, another vodka…. and gaze in wonder. You should be dead….HEHEH….You take yourself back down to the earth and get grounded immediately for being such a dangerous prick…but you DON’T GIVE A SHIT!I know, of course, that it's a serious pursuit, and every single day I wish I could find it in myself to skydive sober, drink less, do less drugs, and mebbe even try and get laid by a woman without scabs and sores….Good luck and lots of happiness to everyone here and I hope you all have great jumps this weekend (especially you, Michele!)AA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #2 July 27, 2001 I am DYING here! That is so damn funny I can't stand it! I am quite sure you will be flamed by the very-serious, but that was GREAT parody. Does it really happen? OF COURSE IT DOES! I have seen plenty of it in my worldwide DZ travels. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RemiAndKaren 0 #3 July 27, 2001 I dont think we should allow posts like that.. I'm at work trying to pretend I'm actually doing something... the fits of laughter dont help.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #4 July 27, 2001 Hmmm....sounds like the average life of an SF trooper huh Chuck? LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #5 July 27, 2001 waaaaaaaahahahahaFuckin' brilliant! Best thing I've read on this forum in quite a while. LMFAO, now excuse me so I can go find my dealer, shoot up and try and make the sunset load. Gee, I wonder if my cypres REALLY works... hahahahaha, nice one AA!Will Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #6 July 27, 2001 That was CLASSIC! Now that is what I am talking about! SKYDIVE, PARTY, and SKYDIVE some more!! (I found out the other night that I already offended all the "nice" folks (mostly girls) on dz.com so I figure fuck it, go with it) Anywhoooo...Alien do you listen to Rehab? That comment about sleeping with chicks with scabs and sores reminds of a song on their album..."My addiction! Makes me piss on floors and go home with these scabby whores! I took too much LSD, now I'm in ICU at Emory! My addiction!"ROFLMAO>>>Sis (still phening and becoming more of a devil everyday!) "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #7 July 27, 2001 You go Sis! Fuck the chics that wont show their tits for more Altitude! They arent any fun anyway! Anyone easily offended shouldn't be in skydiving and fuck the PC movement!! I'm all about skydivin, alcohol, naked chics, smokin, guns, and cars that arent fuel efficient! I'm a left wing democrats nightmare. Hoooyaaahhhh!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #8 July 27, 2001 Hey Sis!? I heard that you were trying to tell people you weren't a lez?! You may not be a full-blown lez, but you're at least 'bi', or did that evening mean nothing to you?? And what happened to that 'third' you were working on to join us??Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #9 July 27, 2001 Oh Pammi! You're giving away our little secrets!! Well, how secret are they REALLY? I mean, just ask Merrick or Pyke...they know all about us, 'eh?Too bad you're going to Kansas this weekend, baby! hehehesis "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #10 July 27, 2001 Quote(I found out the other night that I already offended all the "nice" folks (mostly girls) on dz.com so I figure fuck it, go with it)WTF?! Have people been giving you guff?! Let me at 'em! I'll beat their asses!!*I* love you Sis!xoxoxo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #11 July 27, 2001 Thanks Jess! Too bad we had a visitor in the tent the other night, 'eh?? hehehehe (evil grin)Sis "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 July 27, 2001 QuoteToo bad we had a visitor in the tent the other night, 'eh?? LOL!! Yes, a shame. It would have been more exciting for him if he'd just watched from outside. Boys are so silly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ClayFowler 0 #13 July 27, 2001 Jess: Just cause we are silly doesnt mean you have to point out the fact! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #14 July 27, 2001 I would rather have a MAN than a BOY any day!! All these posts are revving up my engines!!! PURRRRRRRRR, Freak Kitty on the prowl...Sis "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ClayFowler 0 #15 July 27, 2001 Yeah Baby! Come to Daddy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFKING 4 #16 July 28, 2001 QuoteI found out the other night that I already offended all the "nice" folks (mostly girls) on dz.com I seriously doubt that you've offended even a very small minority of the dz.commers -- we still love our 'Sis !Besides, I just figured you were being your normal controversial self.....{or should I say 'abnormal'?}. "To each his own"....."It is not ours to judge why"....The PLF Philosopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #17 July 28, 2001 abnormal and controversial go togetheryour freaky sister "I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday." (some song on the radio...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #18 July 28, 2001 sis, I geuss I missed you offending people the other night.....I knew I should of refused that call...damn.MarcA-38578 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Pammi 0 #19 July 28, 2001 Yeah, up in Kansas this weekend Sis. Ah well, we'll have the crazy Quincy boogie to get 're-aquainted'. Jessica, you gonna be able to make it? that'd be awesome! Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #20 July 29, 2001 Freaky? Let's talk freaky. I got pierced again today...in a rather interesting place! hehe...Too bad you couldn't have been there, Pam...but I know you have considered it yourself, so I will be more than happy to tell you what it's like!! BTW>>> QUINCY IS GOING TO FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymedic 0 #21 July 29, 2001 QuoteFreaky? Let's talk freaky. I got pierced again today...in a rather interesting place! I'll show you mine if you show me yoursMarcA-38578 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nimbus 0 #22 July 30, 2001 ouch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #23 July 30, 2001 Well, Nimbus you're right...but it was only painful for the first second or two, then all the endorphins, adrenaline and who knows what other brain chemicals RUSHED in and I was high as a kite! It doesn't hurt very much and actually it feels good.SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nimbus 0 #24 July 30, 2001 Hi freaksister...I meant ouch! for Alienangel's parody of my post "Catching that butterfly" (note to self: must not be a wanker.. must not be a wanker...), but yes ouch for you too! don't have any piercings myself (apart from ears) ...the museum I work in had an exhibition on piercing, tattooing & body art last year.. beautiful stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freaksister 0 #25 July 30, 2001 Oh, oops, my bad. LOL - that parody was hardcore though, 'eh? I was hurting by the second line...(12 vodka and red bulls) EwwwwwwwSisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
ClayFowler 0 #13 July 27, 2001 Jess: Just cause we are silly doesnt mean you have to point out the fact! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #14 July 27, 2001 I would rather have a MAN than a BOY any day!! All these posts are revving up my engines!!! PURRRRRRRRR, Freak Kitty on the prowl...Sis "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." Oscar Wilde Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClayFowler 0 #15 July 27, 2001 Yeah Baby! Come to Daddy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #16 July 28, 2001 QuoteI found out the other night that I already offended all the "nice" folks (mostly girls) on dz.com I seriously doubt that you've offended even a very small minority of the dz.commers -- we still love our 'Sis !Besides, I just figured you were being your normal controversial self.....{or should I say 'abnormal'?}. "To each his own"....."It is not ours to judge why"....The PLF Philosopher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #17 July 28, 2001 abnormal and controversial go togetheryour freaky sister "I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday." (some song on the radio...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #18 July 28, 2001 sis, I geuss I missed you offending people the other night.....I knew I should of refused that call...damn.MarcA-38578 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #19 July 28, 2001 Yeah, up in Kansas this weekend Sis. Ah well, we'll have the crazy Quincy boogie to get 're-aquainted'. Jessica, you gonna be able to make it? that'd be awesome! Merrick's SCR Ceremony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #20 July 29, 2001 Freaky? Let's talk freaky. I got pierced again today...in a rather interesting place! hehe...Too bad you couldn't have been there, Pam...but I know you have considered it yourself, so I will be more than happy to tell you what it's like!! BTW>>> QUINCY IS GOING TO FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymedic 0 #21 July 29, 2001 QuoteFreaky? Let's talk freaky. I got pierced again today...in a rather interesting place! I'll show you mine if you show me yoursMarcA-38578 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #23 July 30, 2001 Well, Nimbus you're right...but it was only painful for the first second or two, then all the endorphins, adrenaline and who knows what other brain chemicals RUSHED in and I was high as a kite! It doesn't hurt very much and actually it feels good.SisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nimbus 0 #24 July 30, 2001 Hi freaksister...I meant ouch! for Alienangel's parody of my post "Catching that butterfly" (note to self: must not be a wanker.. must not be a wanker...), but yes ouch for you too! don't have any piercings myself (apart from ears) ...the museum I work in had an exhibition on piercing, tattooing & body art last year.. beautiful stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #25 July 30, 2001 Oh, oops, my bad. LOL - that parody was hardcore though, 'eh? I was hurting by the second line...(12 vodka and red bulls) EwwwwwwwSisI'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
