KawiZX900 0 #26 January 12, 2005 happy that someones getting the job done... I usually get quite impressed at some of other peoples extremely vocal escapades and have to stop my inner coach from cheering an opposing team on...... I'm with blink 182 on this one.... I'm goin off and the whole world is cheering me on...!!!! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 January 12, 2005 I think a better question here is "Have you ever had sex with your neighbor?" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #28 January 12, 2005 QuoteI think a better question here is "Have you ever had sex with your neighbor?" I don't do racoons "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 January 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI think a better question here is "Have you ever had sex with your neighbor?" I don't do racoons Uptight prude. Edited to add: I mean that in the nicest way possible. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #30 January 12, 2005 QuoteI mean that in the nicest way possible. The "up" part, the "thight" part or the "prude" part? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #31 January 12, 2005 Pic of the worlds worst coon dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #32 January 12, 2005 Get'er done Rocky...go to town with your revival. (/me wonders who will get the reference)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #33 January 12, 2005 Nope my house is WAY out in the country.. the only neighbors I hear having sex are the horses in the pastures on either side of the house Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #34 January 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteI mean that in the nicest way possible. The "up" part, the "thight" part or the "prude" part? Stop staring at me like that. You're freaking me out. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 January 12, 2005 QuoteGet'er done Rocky...go to town with your revival. (/me wonders who will get the reference) Only if the dogs name is McGill... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #36 January 12, 2005 QuoteStop staring at me like that. You're freaking me out. ...and I have my goggles on... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #37 January 12, 2005 Ding. We have a winner, tell him what he won Rod Rodney... What a great song, its even easy to play on the guitar as well.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #38 January 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteStop staring at me like that. You're freaking me out. ...and I have my goggles on... Ooh kinky. Now if only you were wearing pink speedos and had a little red paddle.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #39 January 12, 2005 QuoteOoh kinky. Now if only you were wearing pink speedos and had a little red paddle.... It's red, but does it have to be little? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #40 January 12, 2005 At the age of 18 I had a room mate named Doug. (this point is important - name=Doug) We also had a new guy named Dave move in upstairs. (more on Dave later) Well my roomie worked at a restuarant and had recently transfered to a new location across town right before the holidays. He attended the company Christmas party and low and behold brought home a girl who was well past drunk. They are banging it out in his room and she starts moaning, and moaning, and calling out the name Gary. My girlfriend and I are in the living room just cracking up the whole time. Doug (AKA Gary) comes out a while later to get some water, looks at us and asks "Who the fuck is Gary?" and just starts laughing. The next day we are leaving the apartement and the upstairs neighbor sees us from the balcony. He yells down "Good morning Gary." with this big ass grin on his face. From that day on Doug used the name Gary every time he was about to do something naughty. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #41 January 12, 2005 When I worked at Cedar Point, my roomie never wore clothes, had phone sex to rediculous hours of the morning and masturbated constantly. Millions of puppies were born. Oh, did I mention that she did all this in the bunk over my head and that she was 5'2 and weighed at least 250lbs, so the cheap mattress sagged with her weight and I could see every motion of her body. Ugggh. Now I'm going to have nightmares and it is all this thread's fault! Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jsaxton 0 #42 January 12, 2005 No, but I'm sure that the neighbors hear us! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #43 January 12, 2005 Isn't that in a movie somewhere? I can't remember, but some character in the movie is whooping, and the whole time you are thinking 'geez is it gonna kill you?'-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #44 January 12, 2005 QuoteI live in a townhome. Usually the neighbors are pretty quiet, but they were having a marathon last night! So how does it make you feel when the neighbors are having loud sex? annoyed, embarrassed, grossed out, happy that someone is getting some, sad/jealous because it isn't you...or what? Hey, can I be your neighor?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #45 January 12, 2005 QuoteI live in a house, so if I could hear the folks in the houses next to us having sex, they'd have to be very very loud. Quote +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meathorse 0 #46 January 12, 2005 I've had the people in the apartment below us bang on the ceiling to shut us up. Which is funny... cause they are some of the loudest people on the face of the earth. Screaming kids all day long, raised voices and "other" noises at night. It's non-stop!!! And they bang on their ceiling at us? The nerve! Now I slam the floor with a baseball bat whenever they are being noisy.... and I used to be such a nice guy.... I mean hell... I'm not the Marathon Man... all they had to do was wait two minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #47 January 12, 2005 Last summer my neighbor was getting some, and all you heard was the bed banging against the wall hard, it would stop for a second and then back to banging. All I could think was "that sounds painful". Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RedassSkychic 0 #48 January 12, 2005 QuoteLast summer my neighbor was getting some, and all you heard was the bed banging against the wall hard, it would stop for a second and then back to banging. All I could think was "that sounds painful". That's why you put your boxsprings/mattress on the floor... beds are so overrated Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #49 January 12, 2005 When I was living in the dorms and we heard someone on the floor having sex, we'd break out the airhorns, firecrackers, and the electric guitars, and make "a lil' noise" outside their door. It was fun*... *Yes, it was jealousy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #50 January 12, 2005 Ugggh. Now I'm going to have nightmares and it is all this thread's fault! Um...no...we're ALL gonna have nightmares and its YOUR fault and we weren't even there!!! (where's the weeping and gnashing of teeth smiley??) I dont' know how you let that happen the 2nd time. I would have HAD to jump up and either told her to stop or just leave and tell her later I can't take that! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Meathorse 0 #46 January 12, 2005 I've had the people in the apartment below us bang on the ceiling to shut us up. Which is funny... cause they are some of the loudest people on the face of the earth. Screaming kids all day long, raised voices and "other" noises at night. It's non-stop!!! And they bang on their ceiling at us? The nerve! Now I slam the floor with a baseball bat whenever they are being noisy.... and I used to be such a nice guy.... I mean hell... I'm not the Marathon Man... all they had to do was wait two minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #47 January 12, 2005 Last summer my neighbor was getting some, and all you heard was the bed banging against the wall hard, it would stop for a second and then back to banging. All I could think was "that sounds painful". Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedassSkychic 0 #48 January 12, 2005 QuoteLast summer my neighbor was getting some, and all you heard was the bed banging against the wall hard, it would stop for a second and then back to banging. All I could think was "that sounds painful". That's why you put your boxsprings/mattress on the floor... beds are so overrated Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #49 January 12, 2005 When I was living in the dorms and we heard someone on the floor having sex, we'd break out the airhorns, firecrackers, and the electric guitars, and make "a lil' noise" outside their door. It was fun*... *Yes, it was jealousy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #50 January 12, 2005 Ugggh. Now I'm going to have nightmares and it is all this thread's fault! Um...no...we're ALL gonna have nightmares and its YOUR fault and we weren't even there!!! (where's the weeping and gnashing of teeth smiley??) I dont' know how you let that happen the 2nd time. I would have HAD to jump up and either told her to stop or just leave and tell her later I can't take that! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #50 January 12, 2005 Ugggh. Now I'm going to have nightmares and it is all this thread's fault! Um...no...we're ALL gonna have nightmares and its YOUR fault and we weren't even there!!! (where's the weeping and gnashing of teeth smiley??) I dont' know how you let that happen the 2nd time. I would have HAD to jump up and either told her to stop or just leave and tell her later I can't take that! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
