Cajundude 0 #26 June 22, 2004 I think it is hilarious! Oh yea and the first time I received this resume a couple of years ago so did my black friends that I showed it to. Ooops, gotta correct myself for the libs, my African American friends. Give me a break, the people that take offense to this are the ones that think driving SUVs support terrorism. You know, numbnuts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #27 June 22, 2004 I'm going to start working on the inbred-hillbilly from Tennessee resume for the sake of equality RESUME Billy Jo Ann May Reekins, Jr. 5 Dirt Rd #23 Backwoods, TN 0293 Phone: What's that? OBJECTIVE: To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a head cashier at the Wal-Mart in the big ceety.and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and out of muh daddy's room. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the trailer park. ... someone help me with the Skillz...it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #28 June 22, 2004 Quote I'm going to start working on the inbred-hillbilly from Tennessee resume for the sake of equality RESUME Billy Jo Ann May Reekins, Jr. 5 Dirt Rd #23 Backwoods, TN 0293 Phone: What's that? OBJECTIVE: To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a head cashier at the Wal-Mart in the big ceety.and, you know, just gittin my life togetha and out of muh daddy's room. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the trailer park. ... someone help me with the Skillz... Man, you better be careful! The hillbillies are pretty much a minority and Billy Joe X is going to rise up and bring the hammer down on you. The new activist group is called the TP, or the Toothless Panthers. They are dressed to the "T" in black sunglasses, overalls and carry pitchforks in lieu of guns. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zulu 0 #29 January 12, 2005 Quote Me too. Zulu, you from Africa or South Africa originally? dude sorry for the very long delay, Im not from neither. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DShiznit 0 #30 January 12, 2005 That was freakin' hilarious!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #31 January 12, 2005 Quote How dare you presume that all African-Americans will forgive you for a bottle of Malt Liquor? Some of them would much more prefer a crack hit. OH Yeah!!!... You know, ....seeing as how we all love crack!??!?!....... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnotherGoodin 0 #32 January 12, 2005 HAHAHA!! I don't know what's funnier the Resume or the responses! hahahaha!!!If life gives you lemons then make lemonade, if not then go thirsty and keep on truckin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #33 January 12, 2005 I think I am ready to hire you...any other skills I need to know about?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #34 January 12, 2005 Chaos has had waaaay too much time on her hands in Cleveland. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #35 January 12, 2005 QuoteChaos has had waaaay too much time on her hands in Cleveland. I posted that last June! Now leave me alone I gots ta go get my nails did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
