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...I have a problem. I have a love : hate relationship with Yankees. On the one hand most of them are surprisingly interesting and open to new ideas. And, as such, I just want to run up and give the silly buggers a cuddle. OTOH, they’re usually overly impressed with their own (lowly) abilities and somewhat limited when it comes to understanding what’s going on in the civilised world. Oooo – almost forgot - AND they’re too tubby, almost to a man, or woman.

The tubby thing I can live with. I get my laughs where I can. Their inability to act in a manner benefiting a society that should be leading by example rather than by wielding a big stick we’ll put down to youthful exuberance. But their over confidence in their meagre abilities really sticks in my throat. WTF is that all about?

I think we should institute a ‘Shame a Yankee’ day on dizzy. We choose a day, say January 27th, and we ridicule EVERY SINGLE POST made by a contributor from the United States on that day. This will do one of two things. It will either cause the angry little fellows to explode with rage, thus demonstrating the truth implicit in the statement that ‘Yankees take themselves too seriously’, or it will engender a humility and gracious acknowledgement that they too can look like the back end of a horse without really trying.

C’mon, European Skydivers, let’s tweak the noses of the Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs. Or we could just tease them. Whaddya say? Is it a goer?

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You obviously don't have any idea what the definition of a Yankee is. Geez, some people are so clueless.

Don't you know a Yankee is a Northerner who comes to the South to visit and a Damn Yankee is one that comes down and stays.

Is it the same for a Brit who comes to visit and a Dirty Brit who comes over and stays?

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You may want to re-read the forum rules, especially the one concerning "trolling", before you find yourself on (at least) a temporary vacation from posting.

Just a hint.



I doubt that it matters at all to him/her/whatever...
I think we just need to stop the feeding. ;)

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You obviously don't have any idea what the definition of a Yankee is. Geez, some people are so clueless.

Don't you know a Yankee is a Northerner who comes to the South to visit and a Damn Yankee is one that comes down and stays.

Is it the same for a Brit who comes to visit and a Dirty Brit who comes over and stays?



Hey hey hey - i resent that! We are all dirty brits!
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(and i thought we were supposed to be "limeys" anyway!!!)
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You may want to re-read the forum rules, especially the one concerning "trolling", before you find yourself on (at least) a temporary vacation from posting.

Just a hint.



I doubt that it matters at all to him/her/whatever...
I think we just need to stop the feeding. ;)



Yup, I think you're right...but figured everyone deserves at least one warning....
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We choose a day, say January 27th, and we ridicule EVERY SINGLE POST made by a contributor from the United States on that day.


Please read the forum rules. Personal attacks are not allowed.

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This will do one of two things.



The only thing it will do is get you banned.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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You obviously don't have any idea what the definition of a Yankee is. Geez, some people are so clueless.



Uh-oh... a Southerner, female no less, has been insulted. Everyone take cover!! :D
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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...I have a problem. I have a love : hate relationship with Yankees. On the one hand most of them are surprisingly interesting and open to new ideas. And, as such, I just want to run up and give the silly buggers a cuddle. OTOH, they’re usually overly impressed with their own (lowly) abilities and somewhat limited when it comes to understanding what’s going on in the civilised world.


Ok, going by YOUR specific definition of a "Yankee", which to you means people from the United States, that is definitely generalizing everyone in North America with a purely subjective statement. Although it may be somewhat accurate from your point of view at times with certain people, it is just not good to make generalizations of ALL people on one continent.

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Oooo – almost forgot - AND they’re too tubby, almost to a man, or woman.

The tubby thing I can live with. I get my laughs where I can.


Tubby? Do you mean that most Americans are overweight? That's quite a superficial and pointless flaw to point out. Also, it simply not true of many North Americans. You just cannot generalize and accept this statement as fact.

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Their inability to act in a manner benefiting a society that should be leading by example rather than by wielding a big stick we’ll put down to youthful exuberance. But their over confidence in their meagre abilities really sticks in my throat. WTF is that all about?

or it will engender a humility and gracious acknowledgement that they too can look like the back end of a horse without really trying.



Perhaps, in order to request humility and gracious acknowledgement from others, it would be best to lead by example, as you've stated yourself? It's only fitting to do the same, don't you think?

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