flyinghonu 0 #1 January 11, 2005 Ok, first let me thank the high heavens that I have an office and am not forced to sit in a cubicle where all my internet extra-curricular activities are out for the world to see. However...my office is just opposite the men's bathroom. So, throughout the day I get to hear the men going to town on the toilet paper roll. Well, being married I know that men rarely use toilet paper so that leads me to thinking about how often the men in my office...well, you know, are taking a crap. I mean this toilet paper roll is going ALL DAY!! Then I get to hear the wonderful flush..not once but yes, twice. That leads to all other disgusting thoughts. The really horrible part about it that when I come in really early and its very quite, I can actually hear them farts & splashes during the relieving process..nice, huh? Can anyone top that? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #2 January 11, 2005 Yeah, my office sucks...... well it's not really an office, more of a cubical except it has like 8 sides, and most of them are plexiglass...... but you can't hear anything from the restroom that's for sure..... ......---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #3 January 11, 2005 your husband does not use toilet paper?? WTF? why do men rarely use toilet paper, i do, every time...that is a disgusting thought on its own. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrissay 0 #4 January 11, 2005 I live in cubicle land (just think office space), and I can't stand how noisy it gets. There are the people across from me that every morning, they gossip for 2 hours of the day (don't they have work to do?!). There is the older woman who sits kitty corner from me that bitches LOUDLY about everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #5 January 11, 2005 That movie is freakin' hilarious...but that sucks that you are subjected to their "office no-life, need to bitch and make-up gossip to get a life" crap. BTW Bigway, I had to "teach" my husband that toilet paper is needed EVEN for No. 1...something apparantly, his father failed to inform him of and had to tell him the whole shakin' shit does nothing but get the left over drip all over the unit and then leaves a nice little wet spot on his boxers. Men, TEACH YOUR SONS TO USE TOILET PAPER!!! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #6 January 11, 2005 I hate the noise of my office, the way it rumbles, and that the bathroom is not in close proximity to my office. I even once almost ran my office off the road while drinking a soda. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 January 11, 2005 ...the choking reek of excessive women's perfume.....do some women HAVE to bathe in it? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #8 January 11, 2005 hate to break it to you, but toilet paper is not for number one. can you picture us guys standing at the urinals wipping our dicks with toilet paper and then picking of the pieces of paper that have stuck to us? yeah, not going to happen. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evelyn 0 #9 January 11, 2005 I work in a jobsite construction trailer. It's big, triple wide, actually 3 trailer together - we had it custom built. 3 offices have walls to the ceiling and doors but the other offices are cubicles so you can pretty much hear anyone elses conversations from anywhere in the trailer, so not a lot of privacy. We have one bathroom and mostly men. I don't so much mind when they leave the toilet seat up, what bothers me is when they forget to put it down before they go . But I've got them pretty well trained Life is either a daring adventure or nothing ~ Helen Keller Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 January 11, 2005 I have a pretty sweet office. Thank god i'm not stuck in a cubicle. I can decorate my office however i want, and i'm usually left alone. I am right next to a big conference room and sometimes it gets noisy in there, but not too often. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #11 January 11, 2005 Quotehate to break it to you, but toilet paper is not for number one. can you picture us guys standing at the urinals wipping our dicks with toilet paper and then picking of the pieces of paper that have stuck to us? yeah, not going to happen. Ok, I can see you need a little help too (trust me, when you get back into bed with (fill in the blank), she will like a nice warm one cuddling up to her rather than a warm WET one . Here's the secret: pat don't wipe "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tenfootswoops 0 #12 January 11, 2005 Quote...the choking reek of excessive women's perfume..... It is FAR worse when it's a guy that has overdone the cologne. There is a guy at work that loves to use a gallon of the "good stuff" (read cheap cologne). If you make the mistake of sitting in a common chair after him you'll be screwed the rest of the day because now you are carrying the stink around. It is also a pet peeve of mine...hate when dudes where cologne to work (military). We are not there to pick up the ladies. We are there to learn how to break things in a more efficient manner. D.J. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #13 January 11, 2005 Quoteand I can't stand how noisy it gets Ahem.... QuoteI was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #14 January 11, 2005 A window would be nice... course, right now I'd just be looking at storm clouds all week anyway... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 January 11, 2005 My office is an airplane. What do I hate about it. On most days it's the people in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #16 January 11, 2005 JP I think I've been in your office and if I remember correctly, it doesn't suck it blows. I believe you have my earplugs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 January 11, 2005 My office has an intake for sucking the old air in for recirculation.. I would prefer air coming in FROM the recirculation... so this time of year.. I think I need a BIO-HAZZARD suit to sit here as EVERYONES colds and influenza etc go right past me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteand I can't stand how noisy it gets Ahem.... QuoteI was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven. Don't forget to use the new coversheets on your TPS reports."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #19 January 11, 2005 QuoteJP I think I've been in your office and if I remember correctly, it doesn't suck it blows. I believe you have my earplugs. Hehehehehe, what color are your earplugs? The fans are at the top.....it sucks....---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 January 11, 2005 My office is kinda cramped and smells like farts...its kinda loud too...but hey its a good 182 that climbs well and has been very reliable for us, so I guess its not too bad.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 January 11, 2005 Quotebut hey its a good 182 that climbs well and has been very reliable for us, so I guess its not too bad Well.....except for that one time.....but hey......everyone gets a "Mulligan" right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 January 11, 2005 That was a different 182...a bad egg from a bad family.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #23 January 11, 2005 QuoteI live in cubicle land (just think office space), and I can't stand how noisy it gets. There are the people across from me that every morning, they gossip for 2 hours of the day (don't they have work to do?!). There is the older woman who sits kitty corner from me that bitches LOUDLY about everything. Noise? What noise? Wait a minute... (turns up volume on hearing aid...) OOOHHH yeah, that sucks! Hell, yeah it gets noisy in my office area, and I just simply make a smart-ass statement that it's too loud if I can hear it! It's always good for a guffaw out of the office mates... As for the bathroom... I'll have you people know that I surf the forums on my blackberry pager while sitting on the shitter! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #24 January 11, 2005 Wait, that must have been Matt telling me my body position blows. Ok thats the last straw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #25 January 11, 2005 I hate my office...no one to blame when the coffee pot is empty, no facilities people to call when the toilet paper is empty. And the worst part? T bitches if I don't make the bed before she gets home. Working at home sucks. ----- ~~~Michael Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
