What do you hate about your office?

[Snowbird 0]

Okay, my office sounds pretty good now!

BUT I could with a bigger desk. It's itty bitty. I mean, it's a kid sized desk, too low, not nearly enough room to spread out.

And thankfully, the bathroom is in the back corner, far far away.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

What I hate about my office:

People who fuck up and don't do their jobs right are NEVER censured for fucking up, and the environment is so "paranoid-PC" that you will get into more trouble for "making someone feel uncomfortable" by alerting them to what they're doing wrong than they will for continually doing a shitty job.

You have to simply knuckle under and accept the half-assed way many of the employees do their work, because you are "harassing" them if anything you say "creates a hostile work environment."

I am told stories about a guy who used to work in my office before I started there, who rose to the level of office supervisor, who used to berate people when they fucked something up. HE GOT RESULTS. Now, they are so damned mamsy pamsy about stuff that nothing EVER gets corrected. The managers just shrug their shoulders about people not following proper procedures, even after we hold meetings to discuss and alert the staff regarding how to properly do things. Rather than tell people, "If you don't correct this problem, you'll be written up/docked/fired if it continues," they are so afraid to insult or offend anyone that they don't do a friggin' thing.

-Jeffrey

-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

[slug 1]

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hate to break it to you, but toilet paper is not for number one.
can you picture us guys standing at the urinals wipping our dicks with toilet paper and then picking of the pieces of paper that have stuck to us? yeah, not going to happen.

Ok, I can see you need a little help too (trust me, when you get back into bed with (fill in the blank), she will like a nice warm one cuddling up to her rather than a warm WET one .

Here's the secret: pat don't wipe

A women telling a guy how to pee Do you have other control issues with your SO.

guy at work told me his wife required that he sit down to pee. You know like drip dry. Save a tree

Personally I think a bidet is the only civlilized way to finish off after wiping or drip dry Scrub the piss out of it.

Your compaining about listening to the noise from the mens lounge across the hall from your office for how long? days, weeks month's years[ laugh]

We stopped by a friends house once that she was shareing with her S.O. I've been trained to lift the seat up but left it that way, when i was done.

Can only imagine what happened when the S.O. got home and suspected that a MAN had used the bathroom

R.I.P.

[Pawl 0]

The Boss.

"Africa is not for sissies"

[popsjumper 2]

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...People who fuck up and don't do their jobs right are NEVER censured for fucking up, and the environment is so "paranoid-PC" that you will get into more trouble for "making someone feel uncomfortable" by alerting them to what they're doing wrong than they will for continually doing a shitty job....

Oh BINGO! Office Politics HAS to be the #1 thing....I can't count the number of times I had been "talked to" about PC in the office....my response EVERY time was "sometimes you just have to tell people to either shit or get off the pot".

I had a reputation for "telling it like it is". Doing a good job was probably the only thing that saved me from being fired a LONG time ago.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[sunshine 2]

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I hate my office...no one to blame when the coffee pot is empty, no facilities people to call when the toilet paper is empty. And the worst part? T bitches if I don't make the bed before she gets home. Working at home sucks.

And your dress code sucks. At least you have the CUTEST office assistant ever.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[lawrocket 3]

What do I hate? Paying the rent and all of the associated overhead...

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[flyinghonu 0]

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hate to break it to you, but toilet paper is not for number one.
can you picture us guys standing at the urinals wipping our dicks with toilet paper and then picking of the pieces of paper that have stuck to us? yeah, not going to happen.

Ok, I can see you need a little help too (trust me, when you get back into bed with (fill in the blank), she will like a nice warm one cuddling up to her rather than a warm WET one .

Here's the secret: pat don't wipe

A women telling a guy how to pee Do you have other control issues with your SO.

Yup, I AM your basic control freak...but nice one

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guy at work told me his wife required that he sit down to pee. You know like drip dry. Save a tree

Thats a little over the edge. I still want my man to be a man...I mean c'mon!

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Your compaining about listening to the noise from the mens lounge across the hall from your office for how long? days, weeks month's years[ laugh]

M-F 7am-6pm EVERY FREAKIN week, month & year!!! And as for "lounge" - I don't know what you guys do in there but it sure doesn't SOUND like lounging.

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We stopped by a friends house once that she was shareing with her S.O. I've been trained to lift the seat up but left it that way, when i was done.

Not too up tight about the lid thing, I mean all I gotta' do is knock thing down with my foot right?

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

[boinky 0]

As far as offices go, I guess I have it pretty good.

*Lots of windows to watch the weather outside (bad if it's pretty and I can't jump).
*I have my own computer here, so I can be on it anytime I want to.
*My hamster, "Lightning," is here with me!
*All of my skydiving gear is stored in a back office. I don't even have to go home if they say I can leave early to go jump! Yea!
*I've decorated it with lots of skydiving crap. OK, so it's messy, but no one fusses at me (yet).
*Bathrooms are on the other side of the building!

Down side?

*My boss.
*The coworkers coming in, plopping down into a chair. Of course, they see me on the phone or on the computer, but they insist on trying to talk to me anyway. JEEZ!!!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[DrewEckhardt 0]

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Ok, first let me thank the high heavens that I have an office and am not forced to sit in a cubicle where all my internet extra-curricular activities are out for the world to see.

At my last job I had an office, balcony,and great view of the mountains (Boulder Flatirons). For the first time in my career (over a decade) I have a noisy cubicle with no natural light.

The good part of it is that I can listen in on other people's conversations and chime in when I want.

I don't have to worry about other people's farts and burps though they get mine. I drink 6-12 diet cokes a day and often belch.

[slug 1]

HI flyih

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M-F 7am-6pm EVERY FREAKIN week, month & year!!! And as for "lounge" - I don't know what you guys do in there but it sure doesn't SOUND like lounging.

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Noise get a radio Call then in your office

Not too up tight about the lid thing, I mean all I gotta' do is knock thing down with my foot right?

True but the women shareing the house were "very close" Men not welcome
I'va also heard that some do a 180 to sit down on the toilet without looking first

Ever have anyone put saran wrap over the bowl and try and take a pee

R.I.P.