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cocheese 0
That was funny.
slug 1
Well we know what he wants, sort of 
but you really got to read between the lines to know what's he got.
He falls fast jumps a 190 and doesn't want a babe to fall faster than him. That leave a lot of room for babes to qualify.
Where's amazon she can lift the dudes spirits
R.i.P.
but you really got to read between the lines to know what's he got.
He falls fast jumps a 190 and doesn't want a babe to fall faster than him. That leave a lot of room for babes to qualify.
Where's amazon she can lift the dudes spirits
R.i.P.
jose 0
QuoteWhere's amazon she can lift the dudes spirits
Literally......
Amazon 7
QuoteWhere's amazon she can lift the dudes spirits
Oh well I fall faster than he does... and I can afford Cabana Boys
But that whole Sugar Momma gig is rough on them...poor little egos.
HEY!
Big girls need love too
"SOme guys like a girl with a good sense of HUMOR,...I go for BREAST size!" -Mike Meyers
"So, I Married An Axe Murderer"
Big girls need love too
"SOme guys like a girl with a good sense of HUMOR,...I go for BREAST size!" -Mike Meyers
"So, I Married An Axe Murderer"
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
QuoteQuote***I wonder what kind of girl would reply?
I was about to suggest Windcatcher, but it seems she already has...
Thanks Frenchy!!! Don't you know I only go after guys with at least a few thousand jumps?!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...
slug 1
QuoteQuoteWhere's amazon she can lift the dudes spirits
Oh well I fall faster than he does... and I can afford Cabana Boys
But that whole Sugar Momma gig is rough on them...poor little egos.
Did I say lift the guy's spirits
Amazon lifted my spirits twice
But I'm alive and we got one picture to prove it
It's not a good day when you can get hurt at a DZ without jumping
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R.I.P.
HAhahahah...
It must suck having a personality that dictates no sex with women and never meeting women that are so very special.
Even the women that weren't "hot/sexy" by social standards a lot of time ended up being some of the coolest people I've ever met.
Hell, I'm pretty far away from being "hot/sexy" by social standards...how in the hell did I get lucky enough to have a women as sexy, intelligent, funny, special, caring...
ok, nevermind, I'll stop.
It must suck having a personality that dictates no sex with women and never meeting women that are so very special.
Even the women that weren't "hot/sexy" by social standards a lot of time ended up being some of the coolest people I've ever met.
Hell, I'm pretty far away from being "hot/sexy" by social standards...how in the hell did I get lucky enough to have a women as sexy, intelligent, funny, special, caring...
ok, nevermind, I'll stop.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."
WFFC 1
QuoteMust be rich and almost ready to kick the bucket.
I thought that was why you hung out at the nursing homes so much...
Doh!
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~~~Michael
~~~Michael
"Fat bottom girls, they make the Rockin' World go ROUND.....get on your bikes and ride!"
-Freddy Mercury
-Freddy Mercury
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
jose 0
QuoteHEY!
I hear ya there. But why do we have to specify women with adjectives that quantify thier worthyness? You can't read a mag, watch TV, or listen to radio without men referring to women and thier body parts as a barometer for interest. Sickening.
By the way........nice jugs ya got there, where ya jump?
And you with a pregnant wife at home. What're you doing reading the personals anyway?
jose 0
QuoteAnd you with a pregnant wife at home. What're you doing reading the personals anyway?
Personals are usually good for a chuckle or two at the sheer desperateness of them. This one was worthy enough to make a post out of and rebelrouse the pond scum........
Hey look! It worked!
Bullshit! You were trollin' fer skanks.
jose 0
QuoteBullshit! You were trollin' fer skanks.
ROFL. Again, IT WORKED!
DShiznit 0
Das my boy! Representin' pimp style from the ATX...
Oh well I fall faster than he does... and I can afford Cabana Boys
But that whole Sugar Momma gig is rough on them...poor little egos.
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But that whole Sugar Momma gig is rough on them...poor little egos.
How convenient cause i recently decided to quit my current job and become a cabana boy, anybody want to see my resume?
History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid.
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
--Dwight D. Eisenhower
DJL 235
I'm concerned that some people here didn't get the joke...
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher
I was about to suggest Windcatcher, but it seems she already has...
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
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