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Forgive me for my lack of manners.

Not that I haven't been enjoying this conversation immensly, I just thought it was great that the coworker could be so brief and to the point. :)



That might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle".

Sexy eh ladies ?



That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. :D:D
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

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That might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know!



You're forgiven. GFD is probably a great stalkee and I wouldn't want you to lose that asset. :)


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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That might have been a little harsh - but I have to be protective of my only Stalkee, you know!



You're forgiven. GFD is probably a great stalkee and I wouldn't want you to lose that asset. :)



Hee hee - she said asset. hee hee
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hee hee - she said asset. hee hee



Too much Bevis and Butthead I see! :P



would you do us a favor and match the :P just a little more closely? It seems the tongue isn't at QUITE the right angle. Please fix that.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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According to my coworker: force of thrust



So, if force is the defining factor...what amount of force defines grudge fuckin'??



I'm guessing somewhere around 3500psi
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Love Making == Rose pedals, chocolate, perfume, silk,
pre-sex bath, smooth rythem and blues,
fancy dinner, two thinking as one type
shit, breath mints, breakfast, physical
and mental exploration, and the
ever so famous debrief.. (well mine is
famous B| ), spooning, no talking
cept for the "I love you" and the such.

Fucking == Total lack of reguard for time, place,
and amendments for successful
intercourse, cheap cologne, victoria
secret, lipstick, boob pads, cell phone,
cell phone messages, air freshner, paranoia,
putting on the same clothes you
took off. Sexual "favors" , chit-chat,



In essence ladies and gentleman, We've uncovered
Yin and Yang in it's purest form....


Thank you... thank you.... thank you.... no no no,...
Thank you.... Who wants to touch me???

"'Someday is not a day in my week'"

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According to my coworker: force of thrust



Hrm, that makes sense. You dont'really get the deep dickin when "making love."



Wanna bet??? ;)



I was wondering where she got that idea as well.

Who said that? Why would - OOhhhhh - nevermind.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hee hee - she said asset. hee hee



Too much Bevis and Butthead I see! :P



would you do us a favor and match the :P just a little more closely? It seems the tongue isn't at QUITE the right angle. Please fix that.:)



Soulshine is ignoring us!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Love Making == Rose pedals, chocolate, perfume, silk,
pre-sex bath, smooth rythem and blues,
fancy dinner, two thinking as one type
shit, breath mints, breakfast, physical
and mental exploration, and the
ever so famous debrief.. (well mine is
famous ), spooning, no talking
cept for the "I love you" and the such.

Fucking == Total lack of reguard for time, place,
and amendments for successful
intercourse, cheap cologne, victoria
secret, lipstick, boob pads, cell phone,
cell phone messages, air freshner, paranoia,
putting on the same clothes you
took off. Sexual "favors" , chit-chat,



Well written.

Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda

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You can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle".

Sexy eh ladies ?



That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. :D:D



I don't really care what you call it as long as the white stuff comes out.:D


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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You can call it a fucking Grilled Cheese Sandwich for all I care, as long as there plenty of me on top going "argle argle argle".

Sexy eh ladies ?



That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh. :D:D



I don't really care what you call it as long as the white stuff comes out.:D




Oh loookie - Clay Jr.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Oh loookie - Clay Jr.




There does look to be a sheep in the picture..... think that's what he meant with the "white stuff" coming out?



Naw -

he was going for : Drip Drip - Drip - Drip
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Soulshine is ignoring us!



No sweetie, I'm not ignoring you guys. I happen to have a real life that requires me to actually get some work done! ;)

About the tounge angle...talk to HH and see if he can do the adjustment, I can't. :P


Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

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